zebra question

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Okay so a while ago I was dating this girl. One day she called me in tears so I asked her what was wrong. She told me that she was on tiktok and saw the very large genitals of a male zebra and it traumatized her. Naturally I was like “omg I’m so sorry you had to see something disturbing like that…” then I thought for a second and asked “did it have stripes?”…
yeah long story short we broke up…
But it’s now almost a year later and I still am curious. Anybody know a lot about zebras? Would it be striped or just one color? Please lmk I don’t wanna look it up…
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its rainbow colored actually
Avatar of parkerparke
Wow
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Why didn’t she just say that
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Someone who calls you in tears over something like that is someone who is better off as an ex if you ask me.

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Yeah… for a little more context it was actually me who broke up with her because of something unrelated but it was dumb stuff like this that sort of lead up to it
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I would ask a zebrologist if I were you

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You going to dedicate your life to answering this question?
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Bro y’all have no idea this would randomly pop in my mind every once in a while over the last YEAR and considered breaking our no contact just to ask her
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#14
You honestly should. Also it kinda sucks that you guys have no contact; like I get it, it’s awkward, and the zebra-parts aren’t helping, but hey: do you really wanna have “are zebra nuts striped” on your search history?
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Yeah tbh it might be worth it
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Yeah like you must quench all of our- I mean your curiosity
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“Hey so I know I haven’t talked to you in forever… but uhhh I just really had to know is it striped or not??”
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Yeah I would respond to that if I were her definitely
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You seem to have an interesting amount of knowledge on this subject
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Yeah now that I think about it, is Job a zebrologist?
A zebprenisologist?
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I believe it
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I hear zebrpenisologists make a lot of money these days
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Yeah, but yk with the job market and all, positions are scarce
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Maybe jobs one of the lucky ones
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