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Erm...No Excuses!
Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

I KNOW 20 THINGS ABOUT YOU

1. You are reading this.

2. You are a human.

3. You cannot pronounce the letter 'p' audibly without separating your lips.

4. You just tried to do it.

5. You read a lie in the last minute.

6. You just tried to find the lie.

8. You laughed at yourself.

9. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 7.

10. You just checked if there is a number 7.

11. You have failed a test at least once in your life.

12. You cannot say the word “cat” audibly without opening your mouth

13. You used wood in school.

15. There is a single mispelled word somewhere on this page.

16. You have seen the word Mississipi at least once in your life

17. You have read a lie in the last 2 minutes.

18. At least 200 cars have passed by the nearest Road from your house today.

19. You skipped number 14 and you might copy and paste this on your profile.

20. Now copy and paste this to your friends and see if they fall for it!

GM_Nathan_BY