TheRussianPhoenix

Will only play unr once I hit 2200 blitz and/or rapid.

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my otb blog will never come out

my permanently dead body eternally floats in the styx river

i am a super patzer and insanely bad at chess.

I am a major pessimist, I connect with the other person in “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAb_bCtKuXg”, who keeps reminding about bad things. I am not that pessimistic though...

you should read my 10 rules

which are here

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-1. I have literally beaten every single title(not including women’s titles).

0. you are reading this.

2. you read things

3. you expect me to trick you

4. your expectations are correct

5. there is a 50-50 chance i am depressed at the moment you are reading this

6. you are shocked i haven't tricked you yet

7. everything here isn't capitalized

8. everything here has no period

9. My 12th birthday is close and nobody will be invited cause I have no friends... lol

9. you have checked to see if i have tricked you

9. you have realized this is also number 9

9. you have checked if this is also number 9

11. you see that that there is no 10th rule

12. you are on guard checking the number of the rules,

13. i have added a period on rule 12

14. you checked to see if i added a period on rule 12

15. you realized that i am wasting your time

16. you realized that i actually put a comma on rule 12

17. you checked if i actually put a comma on rule 12

18. you saw that the amount of times i put 12 is equal to 5 and rule 5 has 5 3 times

19. there were 5 numbers in rule 18

20. this is the end

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Check out my friend @sanjay1232123

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this is the end of my absolutely horrible prof- bio.

goodbye

and good riddance.

21. i missed number 1