Note: Last updated 16/5/2026

Hi everybody. Here’s a bit about me:

I’m try to be as nice as I can to everybody. I accept pretty much all my friend requests, and I am here to have a chat if you want one. My hobbies are chess, sport, and aviation. I am training to be a pilot and want to be the best in the world. I also like sport and go for a team in almost every single one. I like lots of other things.

People I look up to:

John Elway
Clive Caldwell
Joe Herman
Dustin Martin

DM me a sandwich for a prize

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Now look at this:

See how the ball’s moving but it’s not?

DM me for a surprise but also if you find it:

Clubs I’m admin in:

Chess.com vs Lichess.org (the good one): https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-vs-lichess-org-4 (Super Admin)

People who like planes: https://www.chess.com/club/people-who-like-planes (Super Admin)

And, most importantly:

Chess.com vs PlayMagnus: https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-vs-playmagnus (My own club!!)

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Anyway, I’m here to chat and play, ok!!

I hope you enjoy playing chess with me!!

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