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Hello,I’m Luka and welcome to my Bio!

Facts about me:

I’m a boy.
I live in Germany.
I love chess.
I have two cats.
My favourite country is China.

Achievements:

1300 DWZ

1800 Rapid

1400 Blitz

1200 Bullet

2600 Puzzles

HOW TO DRINK WATER⁉️ (very useful tutorial)

Step 1: Identify the mysterious, clear liquid known as water. It’s not coffee, soda, or energy drinks, so brace yourself.

Step 2: Locate a “cup” or “bottle.” These are ancient vessels used by humans to transport liquids to their mouths. Revolutionary.

Step 3: Lift this container with your hand—yes, the same hand you use to scroll Instagram endlessly.

Step 4: Tilt it toward your face hole. That’s your mouth, in case you forgot while sipping your fourth iced latte.

Step 5: Let the liquid pour in. Don’t panic—it's just water. It won’t bite, sparkle, or taste like artificial berries.

Step 6: Swallow. You’ve been doing it since birth. I believe in you.

Step 7: Repeat until you're no longer parched or until you feel superior for being “hydrated.”

Bonus tip: Brag about drinking water like it’s a rare talent. “Ugh, I’ve had three bottles today. Just living that wellness life.”

Congrats. You’re now a hydration expert. Go tell everyone. 🥇💦

"Never give up, because you never know when you might turn the tide"~ Beecher Stowe

"You may learn much more from a game you lose than from a game you win. You will have to lose hundreds of games before becoming a good player."~ José Raúl Capablanca

"The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life."

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it”

There are 9 things I know about you at the moment:

1. You are reading this.

2. You are Human.

3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

4. You just attempted to do it.

6. You are laughing at yourself and you skipped number five.

7. You checked to see if there's a number five.

8.You are laughing because you fell for it as everyone else did.

9.You will probably show this to someone else to see if they'll fall for it too.

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