A flute with no hole is not a flute....and a donut with no hole is a danish.
TRAIN IN VAIN
Got the sun on my shoulders
And my toes in the sand
My woman's left me for some other man
Aw, but I don't care
I'll just dream and stay tan
Toss up my heart to see where it lands
You're in Ruins
In on the making
Yours for the taking
Shakin' me down
You see what we've got
You know what's it's not
That turns you upside-down
"I guess I really screwed things up for you.". Oh forget it.
You make me wanna die.....but in a nice way, of course.
I might get all embarrassed and a little tongue-tied,
'Cos I ain't had no lessons in expressin' it right. Well.......WHEW...... I guess, I'll be confessin' my love to you tonight.
".....Look.......I'm Lord Vader and and.....just pay a bloody attention, ALRIGHT??"
JENNY, ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!!!!
Lance Armstrong Vs Oprah
You with the sad eyes...Don't be discouraged - its hard to take courage....In a world full of people.... you can lose sight of it all...the darkness inside of you..... can make you feel so small........This world makes you crazy.....and you've taken all you can bear....just, call me up...'cause I will always be there.
I could say so much....but I don't go there, 'cause I don't want to.
One winter's night, an old beggar-woman came to the castle and offered a Prince a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found from within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful Enchantress. The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart.
Sweet Talkin Woman
I've Told Every Little Star
Heart and Soul
Recently, people were asking where I went to all of a sudden....I actually went into the Jehovah's Witness protection program for awhile. I went door to door, pretending to be someone else.
Cruel to Be Kind
I don't know about everyone else, but with the football season upon us, I LITERALLY CRAVE yardage ( joking ). I love watching football on TV and listening to the announcers keep us all informed of what kind of yardage was gained in each play..... AND when they announce each player, they make sure to give us the players height and weight every time - CRUCIAL. I crave that data.
"Bob Jones, a six foot four, 300lb senior with 3 yards on the play....WAIT! Wrong player. That was actually Maurice Bleem, a six foot two inch, 240lb sophmore 5 yards on the play........Eeeeeeeeeee BOOOM!!"
HYPHENS. Let's discuss that issue. This is where people don't completely like their spouse's last name, yet don't necessarily want JUST their old name.....so they give themselves TWO last names and stick a hyphen between the two. Folks, PICK A NAME. If you don't like your spouse's name, keep yours. If you don't like yours, then great, stick your spouses name over yours.....BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!
You're the type of person that gets offered cake at a party and still goes, "But I want pie, too? Is there any pie with the cake???" NO. There is NO PIE WITH THE CAKE!
The Breakup Song
Growing up on a farm as a kid, I built my share of snowmen. At no point, however, did I refer to any of them as Parson Brown.
"The safe word will be 'HHHwaaaISKEY'".
Jay Z is rethinking his union with Beyonce. Evidently the poor guy deals with her spending, spending, spending. The straw that broke the camel's back was when he was making a sandwich and Beyonce wouldn't allow it. She told him he wasn't ready for the jelly.
Rhythm of Love by Scorpions
"Will......I'm sure it's going to be fine..." ITS NOT GOING TO BE [email protected]!!! EVER!!!!! IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE FINE!!!
Will Ferrell and the legendary Professor Feathers.........
The Pilgrims and the Indians : "There's nobody here.....*excuse me*...There's Nobody Here!!!!.....Who the frick are these guys????? No, we don't want any of your food, thank you very much! Just put some clothes on!!"
.....and Hitler ended up in ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.....sooooo....that's fun? That was his honeymoon, as well.
"Eva, where should our Honeymoon be?? Ummmm, how 'bout in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire?? Ohhh how romantic, Adolf. "
It burned so wild and strong.....I knew it wouldn't last for long.