CHRISTIANO RONALDO

@HACKERX499, you are such an awesome brother!

@pinningforks, you are such a good friend and my mind was absolutely blown when last year your rating was 200 and now your rating is 1400!!!!!!!!

@Deepak_prasanna, hi Gautham!! Remember PCA?

@CHRISTIANO_RONALDO, you are such a great dad!

@hb2400, you are such a great mom!

@N3il54, see you at Richwoods!!!

@YouUnderastimatedMyPower, @Darth_Derp, and @SubParShark, You Guys Rock!!

@hacker97av, my best friend of all time. NOT AT ALL a chill person.

@pranav_skanda, my school friend, super chill and cool for the first few days, now, a total BEAST.

My friend Logan, can you please get a Chess.com account?

TRUE STUFF

1. You are reading this.

2. You are a human.

3. You can’t say the letter P without separating your lips.

4. You’ve just attempted to do it.

6. you just smiled.

7. you smiled again and you skipped number 5.

8. You check if there was a number 5.

9. you fell for it and everyone else did too.

10. Copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.

HACKER404_0