I am enthusiastic about many areas: Chess. My wife. Teaching. Writing a chess book (for Kindle). Writing a book on Agile/Scrum development. Coaching Special Olympics golf. Bowling. Telling jokes...

This hydrogen atom was complaining to his buddy...
"I think I lost my electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
It turns out the electron ran off and did some bad things. They caught him and put him on trial for battery. He was found guilty as charged. He went into prison with a negative attitude, so they stuck him in a dry cell. Fortunately, he conducted himself well and was discharged.

DavidForthoffer