Retired ceative type who's long since given up hope of ever being the player I was 30+ years ago. Today I'm on the BOD of the Wake Forest Chess Club and heavily involved in planning events.
I don't play on the Internet because it's too easy to cheat. I do play OTB odd-ball openings because I like doing things differently... everything. If you're looking for me, look for the crowd then look someplace else.