FatherSmurf

Richard's previously alternate acc

Don't let an opponent's rating fool you 

Smurf (Definition): 

1. A player who is significantly underrated or underrepresented, typically intentional (not anymore, since juxtaposed with my actual skill, they are accurately represented, thank goodness)
2. A tiny blue creature that has magical powers and pretty good movies

DM if you want to know my archaic account