Diamond Member

What's up! My USCF rating is 1977 right now, but thats only because I haven't played many OTB events. Drop a follow at for some good vibes and entertainment! I offer coaching, message me if you are interested.

yo, my name is Jake,

am i the best at google snake?

I can bake a cake,

in a lake, with a rake,

so dont call me a fake,

for your own sake,

or i will hit you with a steak!

make no mistake,

it will give a painful ache,

and you may turn a bit opaque,

and even start to shake!

so listen here you rattlesnake,

I will lead a jailbreak,

in which you will not partake,

because you are a tiny cornflake!

so i offer you a handshake,

for the last time you will be awake,

since you will die at daybreak,

because im the best at google snake.