Artemis-Fowl
"Why are fairies keeping on appearing in my head?... Why do i feel as if my memory isn't real?... It doesn't matter to what i am going to accomplish, and it's going to be executed in a sophisticated manner. I have got it all planned out... tomorrow Butler and I are going to infiltrate one of the most secure banks in the conceivable world... a Swiss Bank! There are rumours that a famous lost artwork is stored in the high security box... a priceless treasure amongst thieves... a 'Nobel Prize' equivalent and i would become the youngest to achieve this ambition. But right now I am content to sit back and beat this arrogant fools on this pathetic chess website." -Extract from my personal journal.