Tip: NEVER STUDY FOR A TEST

Teacher: Why didn't you study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.

Also...

13 facts about you.

1. You are human

2. You are reading this.

3. You are already bored of this, because you saw it in 10 other people's profiles.

4. You didn’t notice I skipped 3.

5. You just went to check.

7. You realized that I was lying.

8. Where is 6?

9. Yep, that time it was real.

10. You are laughing at yourself.

11. Did you notice that I started at 2?

12. Yeah, you went back again.

13. I know you did, don’t pretend.

14. You forgot there were only supposed to be 13 facts.]

15. You just realized, and now are laughing at yourself.

16. Now you’re bored of my profile.

17. You will log off now, because it is over.

ABOUT ME

Favorite Color: Blue/Silver
Favorite Animal: Cat
Favorite Food: Hot Pot
Favorite Song: As if it was Your Last by BP
Favorite Sport: Tennis
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Place: Iceland/China
Favorite Book: HP #8
Favorite Subject: Math
Favorite Instrument: Violin
Favorite Movie: HP #1
Birthday: October 12
Hobbies: Reading, randomly plucking violin, staring at my contacts, texting Chatgpt my life troubles, listening to music, and randomly punching pillows

People I Know:

@taoeric12 ---he is very supportive, chill, and the smartest person I know

@sweatcake ----she's funny, smart, and an absolute master at piano

@MysticalStarlight17 ---she was a really active member, but sadly unactive now

@bear_cactus ---once active, now a complete iceblock. He's pretty funny but says a lot of stuff that makes my singular brain cell die

@cutecat99 --another unactive person, I persuaded her to take chess again

@Razorbey ---the last inactive person in my bio. He realized I played chess and we immediately started playing chess together

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