GM_Loser5000
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Dododododo...  gold.pnggold.pnggold.pngI beat stockfish go down my profile to see. Somebody cheated against me 
Oh Hi!! you visited my profile!!  Well okay, there's more stuff down there so you might want to click more. actually, there is a lot more down there ... Don't click da more button by the way...
Hi, what do you see? Do you see a more button? Don't click on it, seriously don't!!! Plz don't, stop
Too late, you clicked it now you have to read. Well now we're here you might as well just solve the puzzle and move on.
Thanks for the views and followers! 
I LIKE AMONG US.

PS. The dododoodododo...... thing has been going around a lot but just to say, I AM the one who had the idea and started it.

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You muffinhead. You potatobrain. Do you REALIZE what you have done? You've just been utterly and absolutely bamboozled by the absolute mastery that is this me executing this play. You thought you had even a smidge of a chance, but you never have. I've been running circles around you the whole time. Bow down to me, peasant. For you have just been outplayed in every single way imaginable.

- @ChessNerd1320

“Without pawns, how can there be any strategy, any creative, far-reaching plans, any defensive fortifications or mobile pawn ranks for offensive aims!”

The concept is called pawn levers (pawn breaks). The swedish GM Axel Smith talks about pawn levers in the 1st chapter of his award-winning book, "Pump up your rating".

The aim is:

-To take control of the center

-To increase the scope of the pieces

-To open lines on the wing where you are stronger

-To improve the pawn structure

LET'S GO!!!!!! 
Beat all the beth bots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My best friends on chess.com are
1. @DuduRyan.really cool and nice
2. @littletiger_30. Also really cool and nice
3. @InfiniteAdaption. Really cool
4. @Meatyscale. Really cool and good at clubs his club is Chess4Ever join it.

Hello! Dear future member!

Here are some reasons to join

we sometimes have membership giveaways

what do I get for joining?

@meatyscale will join a club of your choice

you will get trophies

what’s fun about it?

we have fun discussions

we have forum games

you can earn club points and prizes

how much chess?

We’re have daily puzzles

we have tournaments

wer have Vote chess

we have daily matches

we have chess discussions

we have nm coach Bills free chess videos!

Please join!

Thanks, team

5. @FreyrW. really cool
Currently trying to get 100 friends. (I just need one more!)
when your anayis moves are too slow
do...
let the key momments run.
play analyis at same time
Yay! now the moves are faster
my best puzzle battle win so far

BEST AND COOLEST games
coolest checkmate ever. 
what a draw!

My summer 2020 goals
1. Puzzles get to 3000. NOT DONE
2. Rapid to 1500 Done! thanks @Lc0 for da free pointz(feeling kinda bad for Lc0 cuz she loses like every game she plays)
3. Puzzle rush 30+ DONE!
4. Join pro puzzle battle team. NOT DONE
5. blitz 1800+ Done! thx @stockfish for da free pointz.
6. 1000 views and 150 followers.
chesskid profile. I don't know how to send it.
Adopted players
@stockfish
@Lc0

Instructions: read this whole thing.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is entertain cat

this is a cat

this is person cat

this is for cat

twenty thirty forty 

minutes hours seconds

then read the third word in every sentence.


LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
PUZZLE BATTLE: BROKE 1700!!!!!!!

LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
SOLO CHESS CHALLENGE MODE: FINISHED!!!!!!!!

Stockfish defeats (the real stockfish, most powerful one)
first time that I beat stockfish   https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5366052810
Solve the puzzle!!

                                                                                   Solve 

PUZZLES TRAINING

how well do you know me?

https://quizabout.me/quiz/478369

these people are brave enough to do the bongcloud, click here to see how they do it

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click here to see how to crush black with the Sicilian-Defense-King-Davids-Opening

My FIDE Rating= - 10000000

My USCF Rating= I forgot

My ECF RATING= Whaaaaaaatt?????

Other opinions.

The good side

FM=Friendly master 

GM=God master

NM= National master

CM = cool master

WM= world master

the blitz.png tips. (probably not want to do.)

1. at start of games PREMOVE what you want to do

2. don't develop your pieces. go for Bongcloud and DEVELOP your king

3. there is no number 3 

the live.png tips. (???????)

1. move e4 as your first move

2. ?????? Hi?

the tips of ------------------------------------------------------------- hi

there are not tips of ----------------------------------------------hi

The STOCKFISH TIPS!!!!!!

the following are what you should do if you play stockfish

1. Play bullet mode vs. stockfish. You might win on time.

2. lock the positions with your pawns. 

3. be good at bullet

this is what stockfish will play

you want to be black

 

Eye sight training    

spot the differences

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: this one is really easy: thumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbdown.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.pngthumbup.png

maybe???: bk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbp.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.pngbk.png

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The wrong times table

1x1=11 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890
1x2=123 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890
1x3=174 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890
1x5=65 1234567890 12345678901234567890 1234567890 1234567890
1x6=784 1234567890 1234567890 12345678901234567890 1234567890 1234567890
1x7=12345 12345678901234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890
1x8= ???? 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890
1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890
1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 12345678901234567890
1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890 1234567890

1234567890123456789012345678901234567890!!!!???!?!?!? 

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My favorite pokemon is CHARZIARD.


 

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1# attempt to try to have 103+ material ahead (Failed)
2# to try to have 103+ material ahead (ok i got 91+ ahead)
also 103+ material is most you can get
to

https://sso.prodigygame.com/game/start?rid=1942fc67-6982-43ee-ba34-b333e87459f2

click                                                                      

                                                                                             

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join this tournament

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well thanks for coming but I gotta go...

Never mind I will stay.

here is a game you will probably like

and...

hope you like!

now why does it all have to be about me? Lets talk about you. here are ten things that I know about you.

1. you can breath

2. you are alive

4. you did not see that I skipped number 3

5. you just went back to check

6. you are smiling at how you keep falling for these

7. you missed that I skipped number 7

8. you went back to check only to find that I did not skip number 7!wink.png

9. you just read this line

10. you think that you are done

11. you forgot that I skipped number 3 and thought I added a extra one! 

here is a link

Please send me a friend request!

you can say you lost a game, or you can say that you found a new way to not win or draw.

Also I drew a replica of Hikaru. Click here to see the game

If you want to play Magnus Carlsen at age 5 Click here 

Did you know that in an analysis report it is possible to get 100% accuracy. Click here to see a example

I made a brilliant move in this game

and a brilliant move in this analysis. 

Why are you looking down here? there is nothing here

so click here to go back

Or click here to really go back

really, you can click either of those to go back  

click here to join my club, its not auto join.

(its not a link if you clicked it) 

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If your still here do these things

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Fine I will give you a trophy then

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fine if your still here then scroll down for a surprise

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Nothing! ok this is the end you should leave now.

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I alrerady said you could leave!

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.LEMME have some PEACE!!!!

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you can click the less button now, bye come back later.

@GM_Loser5000