jm9966
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𝔹ᴜʟʟDOG? 𝕋ʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 𝕤ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ?... 𝕊ʜᴇ ɪ𝕤 A 𝔻𝕚𝕖. -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪ𝕣𝕝 ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ JESSIFER?... 𝕊ʜᴇ 𝕤ᴘᴇɴᴅ𝕤 ʜᴏᴜʀ𝕤 ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ DISGUISE ON SO NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE HER -𝕋ʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ RIP? ℍᴇ ɪ𝕤 ᴀ ʙᴜ𝕤 ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -𝕊ᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ 5 ᴄᴀʀ𝕤?... ℍᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪ𝕤 ᴄARS. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏ𝕠ᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ CRINGING?... ℍɪ𝕤 ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ𝕤 DANCING. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ as ʙᴇɪɴɢ A ʙᴀʟL?...ℍᴇ wᴀ𝕤 A ᴄᴀɴ. -ℙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪ𝕤 ᴀ𝕤 ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕤ᴛᴀᴛᴜ𝕤 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ𝕤ᴛ ʙᴜʟLDOGS. 𝕀 ʙᴇᴛ 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏ𝕤ᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ 𝕀'ᴍ 𝕤ᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴛ(wink wink B1ZMARK) ᴡɪʟʟ.

And yes I am a automated user. And I eat a lot. Well, I eat a lot for a automated user.

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You fool. You absolute buffoon. You muffinhead. You potatobrain. Do you REALIZE what you have done? You've just been utterly and absolutely bamboozled by the absolute mastery that is this me executing this play. You thought you had even a smidge of a chance, but you never have. I've been running circles around you the whole time. Bow down to me, peasant. For you have just been outplayed in every single way imagineable

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Very nice quotes:

You suck 

It's fine if you dont like me, not everyone has refined taste

Some people just need a high five, with a chair in their face

I didnt fall, I was checking if gravity works

I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception

If laughter is the best medicine your face is curing the world

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95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!" 

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actually good ships:Ship Country Class Type Displacement (tons) First commissioned Fate Aaron Ward (DD-483) United States Navy Gleaves destroyer 1,630 4 March 1942 Sunk 7 April 1943[5] Aaron Ward (DM-34) Robert H. Smith minelayer destroyer 2,200 28 October 1944 constructive loss 30 April 1945, scrapped 1946 Abbot Fletcher destroyer 2,050 23 April 1943 Decommissioned 1965, scrapped 1975[6] Abdiel Royal Navy Abdiel minelayer 2,650 15 April 1941 Sunk 10 September 1943[7] Abelia Flower corvette 925 3 February 1941 constructive loss 9 January 1944[8] Abercrombie Roberts monitor 8,536 5 May 1943 Scrapped 1954[9] Abercrombie United States Navy John C. Butler destroyer escort 1,350 1 May 1944 Decommissioned 1946, sunk as target 1968 Abner Read Fletcher destroyer 2,050 5 February 1943 Sunk 1 November 1944 Abukuma Imperial Japanese Navy Nagara light cruiser 5,088 26 May 1925 Sunk 26 October 1944[10] Acasta Royal Navy A destroyer 1,350 11 February 1930 Sunk 8 June 1940[11] Acavus Rapana merchant aircraft carrier 8,010 October 1943 Returned to merchant service post-war Achates A destroyer 1,350 27 March 1930 Sunk 31 December 1942 Acheron A destroyer 1,350 13 October 1931 Sunk 17 December 1940 Achilles Royal Navy Royal New Zealand Navy Leander light cruiser 7,270 6 October 1933 sold to India 1948 Aconit French Navy Flower corvette 925 23 July 1941 30 April 1947 Acree United States Navy Cannon destroyer escort 1,240 19 July 1943 Decommissioned 1946, scrapped 1973 Action Flower modified corvette 1,015 22 November 1942 6 September 1945 Active Royal Navy A destroyer 1,350 9 February 1930 Scrapped 1947 Adams United States Navy Robert H. Smith minelayer destroyer 2,200 10 October 1944 Decommissioned 1947, scrapped 1971 Adelaide Royal Australian Navy Birmingham light cruiser 5,550 5 August 1922 Scrapped 1949 Admiral Graf Spee Kriegsmarine Deutschland cruiser 12,103 6 January 1936 scuttled 17 December 1939 Admiral Hipper Admiral Hipper heavy cruiser 14,000 25 April 1939 Scuttled 2 May 1945 Admiral Scheer Deutschland cruiser 12,100 12 November 1934 Sunk 9 April 1945 Admiralty Islands United States Navy Casablanca escort carrier 7,800 13 June 1944 Scrapped 1947 Adrias Hellenic Navy Hunt destroyer escort 1,050 5 August 1942 damaged by mine 22 October 1943, scrapped 1945 Adventure Royal Navy minelayer cruiser 6,850 4 November 1916 landing repair ship 1944; scrapped 1947 Adula Rapana merchant aircraft carrier 16,000 February 1944 Returned to merchant service post-war Aetos Hellenic Navy Aetos destroyer 1,030 19 October 1912 Decommissioned 1946 Afridi Royal Navy Tribal destroyer 2,020 3 May 1938 Sunk 3 May 1940 Agano Imperial Japanese Navy Agano light cruiser 6,650 31 October 1942 Sunk 15 February 1944 Agassiz Royal Canadian Navy Flower corvette 925 23 January 1941 paid off 14 June 1945 Agra Royal Indian Navy Basset minesweeper 529 1941–1944 1941–1944 Ahmedabad Basset minesweeper 529 1941–1944 1941–1944 Ahrens United States Navy Buckley destroyer escort 1,400 12 February 1944 Decommissioned 1946, scrapped 1967 Airedale Royal Navy Hunt destroyer escort 1,050 sunk June 1942 Ajax Leander light cruiser 7,220 3 June 1935 Scrapped 1949 Akagi Imperial Japanese Navy Amagi aircraft carrier 36,500 27 March 1927 Sunk 5 June 1942 Akizuki Akizuki destroyer 2,700 11 June 1942 Sunk 25 October 1944 Alabama United States Navy South Dakota battleship 35,000 16 August 1942 Decommissioned 9 January 1947, museum ship Alacrity Flower modified corvette 1,015 10 December 1942 4 October 1945 Alaska Alaska battlecruiser ("large cruiser") 27,500 17 June 1944 Scrapped 1960 Albatross Royal Navy seaplane carrier 6,350 29 September 1938 torpedoed 1944, not repaired, scrapped 1954 Albatros Kriegsmarine 1923 Raubvogel-class torpedo boat 1,290 5 May 1927 Beached 10 April 1940 Alberico da Barbiano Regia Marina Condottieri light cruiser 5,200 9 June 1931 Sunk 13 December 1941 Alberni Royal Canadian Navy Flower corvette 925 4 February 1941 sunk on 21 August 1944 by U-480 Albert T. Harris United States Navy John C. Butler destroyer escort 1,350 29 November 1944 Sunk as target 1969 Albert W. Grant Fletcher destroyer 2,050 24 November 1943 Decommissioned 1971, scrapped 1972 Alberto di Giussano Regia Marina Condottieri light cruiser 5,200 1 January 1931 Sunk 13 December 1941 Albrighton Royal Navy Hunt destroyer escort 1,050 22 February 1942 paid off 6 January 1956 Alcantara Armed merchant cruiser 22,181 1927 Scrapped 1958 Aldea Chilean Navy Serrano destroyer 1,090 26 July 1929 Discarded 1957 Alden United States Navy Clemson destroyer 1,250 24 November 1919 Scrapped 30 November 1945 Aldenham Royal Navy Hunt destroyer escort 1,050 5 February 1942 sunk 14 December 1944 Alexander J. Luke United States Navy Buckley destroyer escort 1,400 19 February 1944 Decommissioned 1947, sunk as target 1970 Alexia Royal Navy Rapana merchant aircraft carrier 8,010 1 December 1943 Returned to merchant service post-war Alfred A. Cunningham United States Navy Allen M. Sumner destroyer 2,200 23 November 1944 Decommissioned 1971, sunk as target 1979 Alger United States Navy Brazilian Navy Cannon destroyer escort 1,240 12 November 1943 To Brazil 10 March 1945 as Babitonga, scrapped 1964 Algérie French Navy heavy cruiser 10,000 15 September 1934 scuttled 27 November 1942 Algérien Free French Naval Forces Cannon destroyer escort 1,240 23 January 1944 to France after war, scrapped November 1965 Algoma Royal Canadian Navy Flower corvette 925 11 July 1941 paid off 6 July 1945 Algonquin V destroyer 2,700 28 February 1944 paid off 1 April 1970 Alisma Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 13 February 1941 [12] Allen M. Sumner United States Navy Allen M. Sumner destroyer 2,200 26 January 1944 Scrapped 1974 Almirante Brown Argentine Navy Veinticinco de Mayo heavy cruiser 6,800 18 July 1931 scrapped 1962 Almirante Condell Chilean Navy Almirante Lynch destroyer 1,430 January 1914 Decommissioned 1945 Almirante Latorre Almirante Latorre super dreadnought 28,550 1 August 1920 Scrapped 1959 Almirante Lynch Almirante Lynch destroyer 1,430 1913 Decommissioned 1945 Almirante Simpson Capitan O'Brien submarine 2,020 1929 Discarded 1957 Altamaha United States Navy Bogue escort carrier 7,900 15 September 1942 Scrapped 1946 Alvin C. Cockrell John C. Butler destroyer escort 1,350 7 October 1944 Sunk as target 1969 Alysse French Navy Flower corvette 925 17 June 1941 9 February 1942 Amagi Imperial Japanese Navy Unryū aircraft carrier 17,150 10 August 1944 Sunk 27 July 1945 Amaranthus Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 12 February 1941 Amastra Rapana merchant aircraft carrier 16,000 1 September 1943 Amazon prototype destroyer 1,350 5 May 1927 Scrapped 25 October 1948 Ambuscade prototype destroyer 1,173 15 March 1927 Scrapped 1946 Ameer Ruler escort carrier 11,400 20 July 1943 paid off 20 March 1946, scrapped 1969 Amesbury United States Navy Buckley destroyer escort 1,400 31 August 1943 sold for scrap, sank under tow 1962 Amethyst Royal Navy Black Swan Sloop 1,350 2 November 1943 Scrapped 19 January 1957 Amherst Royal Canadian Navy Flower corvette 925 5 August 1941 paid off 16 July 1945 Amick United States Navy Cannon destroyer escort 1,240 26 July 1943 To Japan 1955, to Philippines 1976, scrapped 1989 Amiral Murgescu Romanian Naval Forces Soviet Navy Amiral Murgescu minelayer 812 14 June 1939 To Romania 1939, to Soviet Union 1944, scrapped 1989 Ammen United States Navy Fletcher destroyer 2,050 12 March 1943 Scrapped 1960 Amritsar Royal Indian Navy Basset minesweeper 529 1941–1944 1941–1944 Amsterdam United States Navy Cleveland light cruiser 11,800 8 January 1945 Scrapped 1971 Anacapa Q-ship 7,500 31 August 1942 21 March 1946 Anchusa Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 1 March 1941 Ancylus Rapana merchant aircraft carrier 16,000 October 1943 Andenes Royal Norwegian Navy Flower corvette 925 1 October 1941 Anderson United States Navy Sims destroyer 1,570 19 May 1939 Sunk in nuclear bomb test 1946 Andrea Doria Regia Marina Andrea Doria battleship 25,920 13 March 1916 Scrapped 1956 Andres United States Navy Evarts destroyer escort 1,140 15 March 1943 Scrapped 1946 Anemone Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 12 August 1940 [13] Annan Royal Canadian Navy River frigate 1,445 13 January 1944 paid off 20 June 1945 Annapolis Town destroyer 1,190 24 September 1940 paid off 4 June 1945 Anson Royal Navy King George V battleship 35,000 22 June 1942 Scrapped 1957 Antelope A destroyer 1,350 20 March 1930 Scrapped 1946 Anthony (H40) A destroyer 1,350 14 February 1930 Scrapped 1948 Anthony (DD-515) United States Navy Fletcher destroyer 2,050 26 February 1943 To West Germany 1958, sunk as target 1979 Antietam Essex aircraft carrier 30,800 28 January 1945 Decommissioned 8 May 1963, scrapped 1974 Antigonish Royal Canadian Navy River frigate 1,445 4 July 1944 paid off 30 November 1966 Antiquois Colombian National Navy Guadiana destroyer 1,219 former Douro (Portugal) Antoine Royal Navy Special Service Ship 1,030 paid off March 1941 Aoba Imperial Japanese Navy Aoba heavy cruiser 5,088 20 September 1927 Sunk 28 July 1945 Apollo Royal Navy Abdiel minelayer 2,650 9 October 1943 Scrapped 1962 Aquila Regia Marina aircraft carrier 23,500 not completed Scrapped 1952 Arabis (I) Royal Navy United States Navy Flower corvette 925 5 April 1940 to US 30 April 1942, to UK 26 August 1945 Arabis (II) Royal New Zealand Navy Flower modified corvette 1,015 16 March 1944 paid off 1948 Äran Swedish Navy Äran coastal defence ship 3,650 7 September 1902 paid off 16 June 1947, scrapped 1961 Arbiter Royal Navy Ruler escort carrier 7,800 31 December 1943 paid off 12 April 1946, scrapped 1972 Arbutus (I) Flower corvette 925 12 October 1940 sunk on 5 February 1942 by U-136[13] Arbutus (II) Royal New Zealand Navy Flower modified corvette 1,015 5 July 1944 paid off 1948 Archer Royal Navy Avenger escort carrier 8,200 17 November 1941 paid off 6 November 1943, scrapped 1962 Arcona Kriegsmarine Floating anti-aircraft battery 2,657 18 May 1901 Scrapped 1948/1949 Ardent Royal Navy A destroyer 1,350 14 April 1930 Sunk 8 June 1940[11] Argus aircraft carrier 14,860 September 1918 Scrapped 1946 Ariadne Abdiel minelayer 2,650 12 February 1944 Scrapped 1965 Ariguani fighter catapult ship 1940 1943 Arizona United States Navy Pennsylvania super dreadnought 32,600 17 October 1916 Sunk 7 December 1941, war memorial Arkansas Wyoming battleship 26,100 17 September 1912 Sunk 25 July 1946 in A-bomb test Ark Royal Royal Navy aircraft carrier 22,000 16 December 1938 Sunk 14 November 1941 Armada Battle destroyer 2,325 2 July 1945 paid off 1960, scrapped 1965 Armando Diaz Regia Marina Condottieri light cruiser 5,316 29 April 1933 Sunk 25 February 1941 Armeria Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 28 March 1941 Arrow A destroyer 1,350 14 April 1930 Irreparably damaged, 1944 Arrowhead Royal Navy Royal Canadian Navy Flower corvette 925 22 November 1940 to Canada 15 May 1941, paid off 27 June 1945 Arteveld Belgian Navy patrol boat 1,640 Commissioned as Lorelei (Germany) Arunta Royal Australian Navy Tribal destroyer 2,020 30 March 1942 Scrapped 1968 Arvida Royal Canadian Navy Flower corvette 925 22 May 1941 paid off 14 June 1945 Asbestos Flower modified corvette 1,015 16 June 1944 8 July 1945 Ashanti Royal Navy Tribal destroyer 2,020 21 December 1938 Scrapped 1949 Ashigara Imperial Japanese Navy Myōkō heavy cruiser 13,300 20 August 1929 Sunk 8 June 1945 Asphodel Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 11 September 1940[13] sunk 10 March 1944 by U-575[14] Assam Royal Indian Navy Flower modified corvette 1,015 19 February 1945 paid off 1947 Assiniboine Royal Canadian Navy C destroyer 1,390 30 May 1932 transferred to RCN 19 October 1939, paid off 8 August 1945 Aster Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 9 April 1941 Asterion United States Navy Q-ship 6,610 March 1942 transferred to Coast Guard 16 December 1943 converted to weather ship Astoria (CA-34) New Orleans heavy cruiser 9,950 28 April 1934 Sunk 9 August 1942 Battle of Savo Island Astoria (CL-90) Cleveland light cruiser 11,800 17 May 1944 Scrapped 1971 Atago Imperial Japanese Navy Takao heavy cruiser 14,616 30 March 1932 Sunk 23 October 1944 Athabaskan Royal Canadian Navy Tribal destroyer 2,020 3 February 1943 Sunk 29 April 1944 Atheling Royal Navy Ruler escort carrier 7,800 28 October 1943 paid off 6 December 1946, scrapped 1967 Atherstone Hunt destroyer escort 1,000 23 March 1940 paid off 23 September 1945, scrapped 1957 Atherton United States Navy Cannon destroyer escort 1,240 29 August 1943 To Japan 1955, to Philippines 1976, active as of 2012 Atholl Royal Canadian Navy Flower modified corvette 1,015 14 October 1943 17 July 1945 Atik United States Navy Q-ship 6,610 5 March 1942 sunk 26 March 1942 Atlanta (CL-51) Atlanta light cruiser 6,000 24 December 1941 Sunk 13 November 1942 Guadalcanal Atlanta (CL-104) Cleveland light cruiser 11,800 3 December 1944 Sunk as target 1970 Atlantis Kriegsmarine auxiliary cruiser 7,862 19 December 1939 Sunk 21 November 1941 Attacker Royal Navy Attacker escort carrier 11,400 30 September 1942 paid off 5 January 1946, scrapped 24 May 1980 Attilio Regolo Regia Marina Capitani Romani light cruiser 3,750 August 1942 ceded to France 1948 Attu United States Navy Casablanca escort carrier 7,800 30 June 1944 Scrapped 1947 Aubrietia Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 23 December 1940 [13] Augusta United States Navy Northampton heavy cruiser 9,200 30 January 1931 Scrapped 1960 Aulick Fletcher destroyer 2,050 27 October 1942 To Greece 1959, scrapped 1997 Ault Allen M. Sumner destroyer 2,200 31 May 1944 Scrapped 1974 Auricula Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 5 March 1941 6 May 1942[13] Aurora Soviet Navy Protected cruiser 6,731 29 July 1903 In 1957 became a museum ship. Austin United States Navy Evarts destroyer escort 1,140 13 February 1943 Scrapped 1947 Australia Royal Australian Navy County heavy cruiser 9,850 24 April 1928 Scrapped 1955 Avenger Royal Navy Avenger escort carrier 8,200 2 March 1942 Sunk 15 November 1942 Avon Vale Hunt destroyer escort 1,050 17 February 1941 scrapped 1958 Ayanami Imperial Japanese Navy Fubuki destroyer 2,090 30 April 1930 Sunk 15 November 1942 Aylwin United States Navy Farragut destroyer 1,365 1 March 1935 Scrapped 1947 Azalea Royal Navy Flower corvette 925 27 January 1941

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.Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty. 

-- Goerge