Hello, I'm just another one of the jokers that you might have seen on the social side of Chess.com; I used to be active in the general forums but stopped when I felt they massively decreased in quality, so now I am mostly active in clubs, and just like to have fun there.

Aside from clubbing, I also started my blog, Alphaous's Amazing Anecdotes (I like alliterations) which currently has 10 posts, with this being my most recent one. I'm currently trying to become Top Blogger, and am active in the blogging competition club, BlogChamps, and my discord tag is alpha_29339

My goals for 2026 are:

1900 USCF (I'm currently 1702)

2200 Blitz

2000 Bullet/Rapid

I don't have many lifetime goals besides becoming a titled player.

Some of my favorite accomplishments:

Reaching 2000 Blitz (I think this finally cemented me as cool )

Getting an en passant mate + drawing an NM OTB

Winning $225 at my first OTB event

Beating 9 titled players online (Yes I know some of them are dirty flags, but they still count )

alphaous