I am a very weak player but I will know when you blunder and I will punish you for it. It’s really not that hard to beat me, you just have to capitalize on my mistakes, exploit my positional weaknesses, take me into complicated positions so that I will crash out in them 99% of the time, and move fast enough so you won’t blunder. My good chess days are gone and now my main hope is to expand and help chess grow in nearby areas because I believe chess has a positive impact to the community because chess has been one of my main hobbies growing up as a kid. My main goal is to achieve an equal or better position and hopefully be "strong enough" to "hang on" my advantage and not drop pieces (no pun intended).

I HATE ADJUSTING MY PIECES and I've become increasingly afraid of little children especially when they scream and cry for no good reason and when I don't understand why. I hate online chess tournaments after what happened 5 years ago and my online USCF is like 500 strength. Now that my USCF seriously inflated, I’m trying to avoid playing sub 1900 young people because I am afraid of getting Lmao rippped, checkmate pastored, and cooked by them. I will only quit chess if one of my impostors surpasses my USCF (12541333 I”M KEEPING AN EYE ON YA BIG BOI, I know you’re much older than me but I don’t want to quit chess)

I have from high functioning “artism”; I “draw” a lot OTB because my opponents see everything and whenever I get good positions, I can’t seem to finish it off accurately for some reason. I hate offering and begging my opponents for draws especially if I am in a losing or worse positions. I’m ok with drawing as long as it doesn’t hurt my OTB rating too much. I hate it when much lower rated players beg me for draws when they are worse or losing. I normally don’t accept draws from lower rated players unless if it will guarantee me a 1st place prize or if I am in great danger of getting Lmao rippped or checkmate pastored. I will accept draws from players 1900 USCF+ if the position is dead equal or if I feel like I’m on the verge of getting Lmao rippped or checkmate pastored. I almost never get upset when I lose. Only times are if I lose to anyone under 1900 USCF or if I lose a game I shouldn’t have lost.

My lifetime USCF goal is 2200 and I’m less than 200 points away from NM. I am also 40% towards my goal of becoming a US Chess CM but I don’t care much about norms now.

Outside of the competitive chess atmosphere and work life, I love making chess jokes and puns to further ignite my love and interest of the game. I used to solve Rubik's cubes like crazy during covid (I'm super slow but I still enjoy it). I also enjoy photography, jigsaw puzzles, travelling to cities and places with parks with cool lakes and rivers.

Below is a pic of my favorite city, NYC. Picture taken in August 2019, 2 months before I started my birthday tradition of "listing"

Below is a pic of my second favorite city, Boston. I visited there for part of my birthday celebration in 2022 (Picture taken the weekend before I made my prayerlist)

Salt Lake City ✔️ Pic taken right after my bday in 2023. Funny guy below was ready to play 1 f4 against me LOL.

Areyoumadtt