My diet mainly consists of:

  • Pawns
  • Bishops
  • Knights
  • Rooks
  • Queens 
  • Kings (my favorite)
  • You!

A game where I missed a win

Black to move and win
Person 1: Did you hear about the very hungry alligator and the interview?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: He was so hungry, he tried to eat the reporters!
Person 2: Did they survive?
Person 1: Barely.
Person 2: What about the camera man?
Person 1: Let's just say he wasn't nearly as lucky as the reporters.