I’m the second BoardEater. I know this because the username “BoardEater” was already taken, and “BoardEater2” is the second best option. Whenever I’m struggling to find the right move, I eat the board to analyse the position better. I advise you to do the same*.

Things that I like:

Chess
Soccer
Coding
Eating chess boards
Eating more chess boards

Finally, 3D chess pieces are cursed online, I beg you not to use them. Update: Blindfold exists

* don’t actually eat the board, or attempt to for that matter.