Moderation is for cowards. Always get sum guac with that burrito or plate. When given the opportunity, always get a plate with a tortilla on the side instead of a burrito. The heavier the plate the better, and guac is H.E.A.V.Y and C.H.U.N.K.Y. - it's beautiful. GG. Human creativity knows no bounds. Inventing the game of chess shows us the marvelous ability of human ingenuity. But when the first human saw an avocado and decided to smash it between two rocks - humanity peaked! We evolved from discovering fire to inventing guac, and a plate with guac is always fire! Therefore, guac is the literal manifestation of human greatness. GG.

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