I’m a chicken/girl. I’m originally from Sweden (along with a mash-up of other places) although I am currently living in London, England. We can communicate in English, German or Swedish. If you are willing to be patient with my bad language skills then I’ll add Russian, Vietnamese and French to that list - although the quality is questionable. You have been warned. I’m under 18 and over 15, but I will give everyone a different number just to throw you off. I was born on the 2nd of April in Tokyo, Japan, and it is my dream to return there one day.

Despite being outgoing and active on the forums (you have probably seen me in OTF - in which case, hello!) I am incredibly shy in real life. Maybe you have seen me passing in the street, but I am certain you wouldn’t have noticed me.

I once swapped my iconic chicken profile picture to a sketch of myself for a week. Big mistake. It was very badly received. And so for the many of you who like to ask:

I’m about 5’5, and slight. I have long hair the colour of wheat which often obscures part of my face. I have wide eyes, and I’ll let you guess what colour they are.
Even if you do find this description appealing - please, do not DM me asking to be in a relationship. As of when I am writing this on the 8th of July, I have about 5 numbers from random men on here. Recently, one such man asked me to have seven babies for him. It was both amusing and horrifying.

So this is your firm NO.

I don’t join random clubs any more. In fact, I’ll be unfollowing a lot soon, so if you are part of that please don’t be offended. By the way, please don’t mass-DM me random club links either. I never click them.

That being said, this is my club: https://www.chess.com/club/the-chicken-empire

We are selective, but apply and I might just let you in.

I accept all friend requests, so feel free to send me one, or drop me a DM to say hi.

I am sorry if I appear off-hand sometimes. I am not an emotional person, for the most part, but that does not mean I lack empathy. Stoniness, it seems, you often mistake for snootiness. That’s okay. I apologise if I have offended you in any way too.

I’ll update this soon… but it is better than the old slop I had.

Your_Local_Chicken