Clubs

We are a highly exclusive group of the finest English Noble men and women from Swindon. We all benefit from centuries of "in breeding" and have true Aristocratic "blue blood" coursing through our veins. It goes without saying that we are all butt ugly and many of us have some nasty physical or mental defect/s of one kind or another. If you are of a similar lineage and are inclined to make an application to join us then you will need to show some evidence of similar high breeding.It goes without saying that you will need to be English (unless your any good at chess).