Hello!! I am an anonymous person and I am questioning how you came to my bio but since you are here let's get started!!

As I said, I am an anonymous person (a boy)

I live in the Midwest

My peak rating here is 1656

My peak rating on Lichess is 2474

My peak rating on ChessKid is 1607

My peak rating on USCF/FIDE is 1155…

When I grow up I want to be a commercial airline pilot, a Hollywood actor, a chess Grand Master, and a professional sports player

My Lichess is @ChessNerdLCR

My chess.com is @BackInTheGame2026 (NO WAY!!!!)

My ChessKid is @LucasTM092522

My USCF/FIDE is Lucas Reed

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Here are some truly awesome people you should friend

@Ishaanharsha He is very nice, kind, and funny and at a peak of around 2300 he is a bullet master

@InfernalCheckmate He is funny and is a really good bughouse player. He's beaten a couple champs I think.

@Dishaharsha She is Ishaanharsha's brother and is just as kind.

@YourKingWillFall4Sure This guy is really good. He is in 6th grade (I think) and already almost is 2000 in USCF!!!! If you play him be warned.

@TimothyPeter My dad PLEASE friend him he is a sigma dude.

@JadenD2 is super cool and is really good for his age. Be sure to friend him!

@AaronD3 is JadenD2's brother and is just like him. He is an amazing person and is very nice. Be sure to friend him!

@StephCurryIsTheGOAT4 is a friend I know from school and is cool and is great at chess so check him out.

@Sainath_SK is my classmate. He is smart and really good at chess, so friend him if you want.

@MiracleNahar is a nice person. She’s really good at chess and has a YouTube channel where she streams some of her games so subscribe!

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This is pickles the cat. Pickles the cat is a cat and is a pickle. Pickles likes to hide and because of that the picture you are looking at is empty. In fact, there is no picture because Pickles doesn't like to try to be filmed and burned it. But Pickles the cat is Pickles the cat, a cat that is a pickle, and if for some reason you find a pickle with legs and a tail walking around chess.com report it to me because it is mine. (Also report it to staff because Pickles should not be there, she probably bit my leash off and burned it too.)

A present for you! https://r.mtdv.me/videos/tGjROTEeTB

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Big achievements:

Hitting a walk-off grand slam in my kickball league

K-5 WI chess championship winner

2nd place in Chesswaukee tournament

Beating an IM

Beating a GM

Beating a CM

Drawing an NM

Reaching 1000+ un US chess

Some funny Chess jokes! Proven by me to make 98.424% of people laugh!

I've created a chess program that mimics human play," said a computer science major. "So it plays more natural moves?" asks the advising professor. "No, but it does blame its loss on outside conditions!

Two chess players are playing a correspondence game. White lives at the South Pole, while Black lives at the North Pole. The postal service is slow, and play proceeds at the rate of one move per year.

After 15 years of play, White makes a daring queen sacrifice, the consequences of which are by no means clear.

A year later, as he sees the postman returning, he is very excited. He feels his heart start racing, as many questions cross his mind: "Will Black take my queen? Is the sacrifice sound?"

He opens up the envelope with the reply and reads:

"J'adoube."

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the start of a chess game?

I’ll be black.

A New Christmas Song, Maybe?

A group of chess players checked into a hotel and stood in the lobby as they talked about their tournament victories. Suddenly the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

I didn’t make these, so the credit is: Search up chess jokes. It’s on chess.com.

Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald? He has cancer. Put this as your status if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post, but I'm sure the people with a heart will.

-DM Me Rice for a reward!!-

COMING SOON!!