About Me

Hi! Call me John or PN917 — please don’t call me “noob.”
I like thinking logically, playing chess, and overanalyzing everything 😅. Online, I’m serious about strategy; offline… well, still serious, but sometimes I over-organize my sock drawer 🧦.

I enjoy people who bring structure, honesty, or at least a decent meme to the conversation. Expect logic, occasional dry humor, and me pointing out obvious flaws in your chess openings ♟️.

Important Notes

“John” is an online-only name — like a secret identity, but without a cape 🦸‍♂️.
Do not relay messages from anyone. Any middleman relaying is considered spam 🚫 and will be blocked.
My online identity is intentionally logical and structured… sometimes I sound like a robot 🤖, sometimes like a helpful guide, and sometimes like someone yelling at you for moving a pawn wrong.

Chess Info

I play Standard and Chess 960 ♟️
Considering Bughouse or Crazyhouse, but I’ll probably panic and lose my first game 😂
Usually accept:
- Most 3-minute games ⏱️
- Most 30-minute games ⏳
- Daily games longer than 3 days 📅
Other time controls: unlikely ❌

Club & Admin Help

I can help clubs by:

Being a reliable admin
Providing rules, structure ideas, organization tips, and conversation starters
Creating custom PFPs, banners, and backgrounds (no animations)

Invite preferences — I only accept clubs that are:

Above 100 members 👥, OR
Related to:
- Math or science 🔬
- Intermediate chess ♟️
- Roblox (non-brainrot) games 🏗️
- Minecraft redstone projects 🛠️

Blacklist — do NOT invite me to clubs about:

Anime ❌
Random meme themes (including “67”) ⚠️

Custom PFPs

I make clean, neat custom profile pictures (no animations). To request one, DM me with:

Desired size: 200×200, 175×175, 150×150, or 100×100
What you want on it

Average rating: 5 stars (3 reviews)
4★ 5★ 6★

I like keeping them neat and clear — no animations, no chaos.
Temporary going out of business, but I will be back.

Friend Requests & Random Info

I only accept friend requests from people I know in real life, or people I know online ⏳
Under 18 👶
I’m a nerd 🤓

Interests: debating 🗣️, chess ♟️, logic 💡, occasionally yelling at the 67 problem 😤, and making sense of things no one asked me to explain

Stances

Anti-spam 🚫
Anti-67 ⚡
Pro-logic 🧠
Pro-nerd 🤓
Christian ✝️
Anti-hall of shame 🚫

People You Should Know

@Englishopeningplayer1 — one of my first friends on chess.com; sadly, no longer active 😔
@AGREEDON100PERCENT — creator of Geometry Dash of Chess 🎮, runs a welcoming club, even if his English is quirky 😅
@Maincharacter_yea — going through tough times; he needs support

I’m Back

Sorry for being gone for a while — just needed a break from the E3 thing and other drama.

Status

Name: John (not real name)
Age: under 18
Type of student: Nerd
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius (according to my research)
Personality trait: INTJ
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw (no idea if that’s good)

Nerd Status:
Official and certified class 7 Nerd of the US-NU:

Professional_Noob917