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Hello, I have decided to largely decrease my time spent on, because I am wasting it by socializing in clubs and doing other useless things. I'm going to move it to a place where it will be better spent, such as academics, or maybe chess tactics and books.

This is my ONLY ACCOUNT. I am not any of the imposters. These are people who I believe own at least one of these accounts (including closed ones): thiccmcmuffin (aka @chessgm101 @chessgm808 and @chessfm101 hehehe this kid cheated on like 10 accounts before) owns almost all of them @slickquickliam also owns about 10 (the ones closed for abuse should all be him) @sneezingdinosaur @jij2018 @1e41-o @chessking_original decayedspirit @spicymcmuffin owns about 5 Joseph_Truelson owns @rar303 (looks like even he's a fan of me wink.png)

Also I know that thiccmcmuffin is saying that ALL of the rock alts are me in EVERY SINGLE CLUB, but none of them are. Most of them are actually him, and he's just salty that I blocked him.

Anyway guys sure keep creating these accounts lol

first page on daily puzzle! (FIRST!!!!!) (FIRST!!!!!)

retired from rated blitz and bullet

JOIN WTF!!!!!!!!

Do you want a place to play strong bullet players? Join here (You have to be at least 2200 bullet):


JOIN RAMUTHE!!! here's the link

In Ramuthe, We will play vote chess and have frequent tournaments.

I often play like crap bc most of my games are played on phone (and sometimes iPad or touchpad) and often in places with bad internet, I sometimes disconnect and sometimes the lag is super bad

I also often do puzzle rush and puzzle battles on phone (and sometimes bad internet), explaining my bad scores in both

Hahaha featured in news

beat a 2500+ IM in bullet

beat a GM in bullet giving him 20 sec odds


how to win in 10 sec:

Legal-like mate

AMAZING GAME no explanation needed

556-move game in 1+0

Beautiful mate

808-move game (it cut it off at 500):

the time on the clock lol

weird games against FM @AnthonyAtanasov 

mating with Nh8!

mating with O-O-O!!!

Englund Gambit Declined: Reversed Alekhine, Reversed Krebs, Reversed Mokele Mbembe Variation

Puzzle Rush bests: 37 (puzzle battle), 41, 48

Note: If I haven't logged in for more than 15 minutes, call the police.

Hi! I'm Joe King, but you won't get that reference.

Note: Most of the below is stolen from other people's profiles. Enjoy!

Do brobdingnagian and sesquipedalian words make you want to absquatulate the room? If so, you may have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! Either that, or you're late for you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis treatment appointment!

Some Motivational Quotes:

Trying is the first step to failure.

The secret to getting to start out really bad.

Procrastination is something left until tomorrow.

Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow.

The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.

Anyone can do any amount of work providing it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.

Fakers Hall of Fame:

@1g41-0, @1a41-0, @1a31-0, @1b31-0, @1Na31-0, @1Nh31-0, @1g31-0, @1e60-1, @1e40-1, @1d41-0, @2Bf41-0, @1Nc31-0, @1c41-0, @1resigns0-1, @5g60-1, @1d4_1-0, @1_d41-0, @1c50-1, @1h41-0, @1e4-0-0  @etc etc etc etc

Join Ramuthe! We play Vote Chess and Team Matches:

Don't join International Tournament Players Club! We never play Vote Chess and Team Matches:

Instructions: read this whole thing. 

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is entertain cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat.

then read the third word in every sentence.