Duffer Not a Bluffer

To be a Duffer you need to check off at least 2 of the following requirements.

1. You have lost an otb chess game in less than 10 moves.

2. You have played 1 g4 in a rapid or longer time control rated tournament (online or otb) and won.

3.  You have won a game against a master+ otb when you were down -5 or worse for 5 consecutive moves.

4. You struggled to learn how the horse/knight moved when first learning chess.

5. You made an illegal move in the past three years in a rated game(any time control).

6. When someone gets paired against you they pump their fists and announce the farm has opened.

7. You have stayed around the same rating for over 2 years(if you lost rating that counts too!)

8. When you tell your parents you won a game they ask "how much did you bribe em?"

9. You have gone into chess.com pool and found someone 1000 points or more lower-rated than you and adopted them in 1 minute or 30-second chess.

10. You are not actually a patzer relative to others but you identify as one anyway.