MY name is Anany Madhav plz call m Ananym
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1) I may or may not be Caïssa, goddess of chess.

2) You are looking at my profile, which is extremely honourable.

3) My FIDE rating may or may not be 3000.

4) You are currently online and on Chess.com.

5) You are reading through this.

6) You are waiting in anticipation for the ‘You didn’t notice I missed number __’ quirk.

7) Do you think I would do that to you?

9) The answer is no, 99% of the times.

8) You didn’t notice I missed number 8. Aha!

9) You went back to check only to discover the ‘You didn’t notice I missed number 8’ quirk WAS number 8.

10) So I fooled you! Go back and retry.

11) Oh, you’re still here.

12) You didn’t notice there were three number 9s.

14) You went back and checked again.

15) Oh, you were tricked. Sure, there were only two number 9s.

16) Really? You still don’t give up? Anyone who is still here deserves a trophy for persistence.

17) Wow, I am utterly surprised.

18) Hey, I missed number 13. Believe me?

19) And you didn’t. But 13 really was skipped. So TRY AGAIN!

20) Okay, okay. Fine, you may continue.

22) YOU FORGOT THAT I SKIPPED NUMBER 1! KABOOM!

23) You checked.

24) I fooled you yet again.

25) I skipped 21!

26) You didn’t notice that and you don’t believe me, but it’s true.

27) You didn’t go back to confirm.

28) But I actually skipped it. So one last chance to not mess the last two numbers up.

29) You are confident that you are about to earn 10 free trophies.

31) And there wasn’t a 30 all along. You just wasted 5 minutes of your life. BAZINGA!

HI EVERYONE @Ananym WELCOME To My PROFILE big fan of bahubaliTʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪrl ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ. ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ. Did you just curse at me because you lost? Oh, you reported me also. Great! You can't even stand losing a game. I might get muted, or banned. But how will you feel? You will feel like the king, but the king of sore losers. Copy and paste this if you are against people reporting you for no reason because no one likes that.

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Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century, there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about the animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages.

Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you

Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”