witty_cupcake

I like unrated slow chess....like my coffee. Wait. Think i may have screwed that up somehow. Hmm... I actually hate coffee, even though I'm from the Pacific Northwest! Though I do enjoy the hipsters. as opposed to hippies. Mostly because pretentiousness can be amusing, but bad B.O... not so funny.   My favorite chess openings are the aggressive ones with untraditional moves. Love those! If you are interested in a game, please note chess.com has asked me to post a health warning : an unrated/untimed game with me can cause suicidal tendencies. Mostly because death is preferable to finishing the game. I'm a yahoo chess refugee and if you are, too....the checks in the mail, i promise!