Hi, I'm Elias, my sister/ex, my gf, and best friend keeps editing my bio, im (not) depressed asf cuz im taken by the best girl in the world and if u don’t wanna know more u can go. (scroll down….hehehehe)

Wtf is wrong with me...-Angel

Faith it’s ok - Shine

Faith I’m always here to talk-Rose

im almost dead - shine

Put the laptop on the stove #mentallyunstableRose-Rose

Rose was here

Shine was here

The Person who edited this bio was very bored.

hehe

coffee is peak

If u wanna know more then message me

Some nicknames:

Microwave-Arctic/Faith call her whatever u want

Elias-everyone

Eli-everyone

Horizon-Fern

Ewi/hubby-my gf Rose

Btw also if u wanna be in my bio u can message me :)

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@Black_Roses234: She’s my gf :) she’s so cute and funny and like always makes me smile and she’s an amazing person, even if u don’t know her, she is good at being a mother and I know that because she used to be my online mom but now my gf and I’m glad to have her she means everything to me

@the_distance: she’s probably my bsf, she’s also cute ngl… but she’s also funny and is overall a great person. SHE’S AMAZING am I right?

@Sketching_Checkmates: I (Elias) am her ex- well- most likely- Probably her best friend- Idk- She…possibly…Is also my Sister, cof Welp we will skip this one. (Someone named faith did this because the owner of this account did the same on that someone’s account)

@Lucid_GL: he’s my GF (Good Friend)

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anyway…

that was my part of the bio-

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MY BACKGROUND IS PEAK

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Some pictures my gf made me:

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Some say i’m Libra some say Scorpio, depends who u ask

This was my gf, i cant write this much

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) is one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. Because of its incredible passion and power, Scorpio is often mistaken for a fire sign. In fact, Scorpio is a water sign that derives its strength from the psychic, emotional realm. Like its fellow water signs, Cancer and Pisces, Scorpio is extremely clairvoyant and intuitive.

What makes this water sign unique is its distinctive venomous sting. Like their celestial animal representation, the scorpion, Scorpios lie in wait and strike when least expected. Life is a game of chess for these calculating water signs, who are constantly plotting several steps ahead in order to orchestrate an eventual checkmate. This doesn't mean their intentions are necessarily nefarious. Scorpios simply know what they want and aren't afraid to work hard and play the long game to get it.

They never show their cards and their enigmatic nature is what makes them so seductive and beguiling. Scorpio is the sign most closely associated with sex: The part of the body that Scorpio governs is the genital area. Sex isn't solely about pleasure for these sensual scorpions. They also crave the physical closeness, spiritual illumination, and emotional intimacy sex can provide

Scorpio is ruled by Pluto, the planet that governs both destruction and transformation. On a good day, Scorpion energy is ambitious and enticing. On a bad day, however, the shadowy side of Scorpio is fueled by a relentless desire for control. Power-hungry Scorpios must remember that if controlled by their egos, they are at risk of poisoning themselves. This sign is at its best when that intrinsic intensity is applied to deep, soulful connections with friends and lovers. When they build trust with others, Scorpios demonstrate unparalleled empathy, depth, and commitment that brighten even the darkest parts of Scorpio’s magical psyche. Keep reading to find out more about Scorpio’s personality traits, weaknesses, and who they're most (and least) compatible with.

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What are Scorpios known for?

Scorpios are known for their intense passion, magnetic presence, and unyielding determination. Indeed, Scorpio celebrities like SZA, Julia Roberts, and Penn Badgely embody the fierce and enigmatic qualities of this sign. As a water sign, Scorpios possess a deep emotional reservoir and an uncanny ability to read between the lines, making them masters of intuition and insight. This sign has a knack for creating an atmosphere charged with mystery and allure, often drawing people in with their piercing gaze and irresistible charisma. Their interests often dive into the depths of human experience, from psychology and the occult to transformative art and music. Scorpios' creative talents and profound emotional depth allow them to express themselves in ways that captivate and intrigue.

What are Scorpios' weaknesses?

Scorpios' intense passion often degrades into a controlling spirit. Scorpios can become overly obsessed with power—who has it and who doesn’t—both within their individual relationships and the world at large, which can make them seem domineering and unyielding. Secretive in nature, Scorpio’s fixation on dominion can manifest as manipulative behavior, as they strive to maintain power in various aspects of their lives. When Scorpio gets jealous, it’s easy for them to strike back, using their venomous tail to attack—often misfiring and causing severe, irreparable damage. Every Scorpio must learn to explore the art of surrender, allowing themselves to trust others and let go of their need for control… at least a little bit.

Who should Scorpios avoid?

Scorpio are intense shadow dwellers who worship the dark spaces where they can tuck away their most salacious secrets. So, naturally, this mysterious sign doesn’t always mesh well with the bright and vivid fire signs (Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius) who love to bask in the light. The fire signs are constantly trying to get Scorpio to open up (which Scorpio hates), and often find Scorpio's intense emotional depth and penchant for privacy more exhausting than exhilarating.

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The air signs—Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius—may also pose a challenge for Scorpio. These signs thrive on social interactions and intellectual pursuits, often glossing over the type of psychological intensity that Scorpio craves. Moreover, their light-hearted approach to relationships and low tolerance for emo brooding (one of Scorpio’s favorite pastimes!) can make Scorpio feel as if they’re swimming in shallow waters—quite frustrating for a sign that prefers to dive deep.

Which signs are Scorpios' best matches?

Scorpios flourish in relationships where emotional exploration is not only encouraged, but also cherished. The best match for Scorpios are those who seek similar levels of powerful intensity and soul-deep loyalty. Fellow water signs—Cancer and Pisces—resonate well with Scorpio, as they relate to their complex emotional landscapes. These partnerships tend to be deeply transformative, characterized by mutual understanding and emotional depth that few other signs can offer. When Scorpio gets together with other water signs, they can communicate practically telepathically. The earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn) are also great options for Scorpio. Their practical and reliable natures provide the security and steadfastness that Scorpio admires and finds comforting in a partner, and they can bring a stabilizing presence to the often strange, murky waters of a Scorpio’s inner-landscape.

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Yea this is my bio.

that’s all.

you can go now.

I WILL GRAB MY RPG!

bye.

I said bye. PLEASE LEAVE.

u can leave now.

BYE

thanks so much XD. (Im cooked once he sees the added stuff)

*grabs a flamethrower* what did you say??

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