CHESS IS CHEESE EXCEPT THE 4th LETTER IS s AND THERE IS NO e AT THE END.

By - ME

so I am a chess player, not very good as you can see through my rating

ok guys this might seem boring, but it isn't.

Wait , before you scroll, verify u are within 100 - 3000 rating

Now scroll

Read This(no cheating)

+ = ?

Mssg me if you get the ans...

Please TRY to understand as there is intruder on the prowl..PLS whisper...

The Funniest Name ever!

:-) Mynameisthefunniestnameever! JK this the the one

ThemonkeyhadacatnamedJackthecatmadeabetwithMeeeeeTheeeMonkeeeeeeythatifRATSLIVEONNOEVILSTARbackwardsisthesamehewouldbethemonkeysslaveorpetThemonkeynamedMeeeeeeTheeeeeeMonkeeeeyhadpityonhimandchoseforthecattobehispetbutthecatwasstillangryaandattackedthemonkeytheeend

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

So, many people nowadays prefer lichess.com rather than chess.com for some reasons

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1olj8bMKqYaXwQWGft-sTPx4WTi0FwPTeZdOyRsoqLgU/edit?tab=t.0

and as it is free and has more friendly features and the staff are very kind. Click the link for reasons ( I did not make it, found it in this https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/new-classical-mode)

Bye!

OperationShark