It is I, the jamalian, who hails from Donkeybad. Ere you shall be reminded of things to consider.
Presently I shall distribute some quotes of great value:
Once I met a friendly man, and he died within two days of the meeting. We cannot trust humans. - Jeskeri Manget
One child hit another, and they both laughed. I found their condoning of violence obscene. I proceeded to force them to consume their own feces in the name of justice and discipline. - Sergei Eisenstein