Titled Player: GM(Grand Miscalculator)

Biggest achievement: Resigned…then saw the winning move.

Opening: Guesses

Middlegame: Panic

Endgame: Resign

Strategy: Hope opponent blunders harder

"I play chess like I play life: one blunder at a time. My strategy is simple—confuse myself first, then the opponent. I lose pieces so creatively it almost deserves applause, and I make losing look like an art form. Basically, I’m a pawn with dreams of becoming a queen… though I’ve never made it to the end. My king constantly questions my life choices, my queen sighs in disappointment, and even my pawns give me the side-eye. After all, I’m a chess player—the keyword is ‘player,’ not ‘winner.’ Click, sigh, relief: Man that button’s saved me countless times . I play to win…other people’s sympathy” - smiley_face10

P.S. I think my pawns have started a support group for survivors…

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