Hello there and welcome to my biography! This gonna be a long ride so strap in! My name is @BermudanPM, formerly known as mmrocs, and I am the Bermudan Prime Minister (ignore the fact they don’t have a Prime Minister, TRUST THE PROCESS), and I think you should know some stuff about me.

Firstly, I’ll note that I’m typing this on a potato with the software of the iPhone 53 on it. I was given this by the Bermudan Triangle as a Christmas gift last year. It didn’t give me the actual model because apparently it was just the iPhone 16 with the number 53 on the box in terms of hardware. Anyways, I am given everything I have by the Bermudan Triangle, it’s my employee.

My catchphrases:

1. BOB SEMPLE TANK

2. Trust the process

Ok lets start talking about clubs. I am in quite a few clubs but my two favourite ones are Chess.com vs Chesskid and 3 checks. I am a member in CVC and SA in 3 checks and I own a few various clubs (pls join). To any CVCivilians out there reading this I would like to shout out to all of you, especially the staff and the very active members (You know who you are). And to everyone in 3 checks you guys are very nice and cool so shout out to you guys as well.
On chesskid I am BigWigglyTicket, and I hope you feel like I’m nice to you.

My hobbies:

Football/Soccer

Gaming

History

Talking to people

Yeah I like to chat. I always chat. If you wanna chat just send me a dm or something, and if I really trust someone, I may even give them my Discord!

Now a bit about my personality in real life (I’m just rambling for fun at this point):

I have no charisma, or anything in real life. I’m much cooler on chess.com than in real life. People call me names like monkey all the time and I really hate it. I’m always the butt of a joke and I don’t like it at all (I know someone who can relate 😉). I often have internal crash outs because of it and it’s not fun.

I’m fairly smart and I get good grades.

Well I hope you’ve enjoyed reading my bio!

Oh I forgot to mention, I like translating things for funny purposes so below this will be translated versions of my bio. Have a nice day and enjoy!

Translation 1:

Hello there and welcome to my biography! This is going to be a long season to strap in! My name is @BermudanPM, formerly known as mmrocs, and I am the Bermudan Prime Minister (ignore the fact that they don't have a Prime Minister, TRUST PROCESS), and I think you should know something about me.

First, I will note that I am typing this on a potato with the software of an iPhone 53 on it. I was given this by Bermudan Triangle as a Christmas gift last year. He didn't give me the exact model because apparently it's just an iPhone 16 with the number 53 on the box in terms of hardware. However, I gave everything I had from the Bermudan Triangle, he was my employer.

My questions:

1. BOB SEMPLE TANK

2. Trust the process

Ok let's start talking about clubs. I am in a few clubs but my two favorites are Chess.com vs Chesskid and 3 checks. I am a member in CVC and SA in 3 checks and I have several clubs (pls join). To all the CVCivilians out there reading this I want to shout out to all of you, especially the staff and core members (You know who you are). And for everyone in the 3 checks you guys are so nice and cool so shout out to you too.
At chesskid I'm BigWigglyTicket, and I hope you think I'm happy for you.

I like to:

Soccer / football

The activity

History

Talk to people

If I like to talk. I always talk. If you want to talk just send me a dm or something, and if I really trust someone, I can give them my Discord!

Now a little about myself in real life (I'm just rambling for fun at this point):

I have no charisma, or anything in real life. I'm colder chess.com than in real life. People call me names like monkeys all the time and I hate it so much. I'm always the butt of jokes and I don't like it at all (I know someone can relate 😉). I often have internal conflicts because he and she are not fun.

I am very smart and I have good grades.

Well, I hope you enjoy reading my bio!

Oh I forgot to say, I like to translate things for fun purposes so below will be the translation of my bio. Have a nice day and have fun!

Translation 2:

Hello and welcome to my bio! This is going to be a long season of preparation! My name is @BermudanPM, formerly known as mmrocs, and I am the Premier of Bermuda (ignore the fact that they don't have a Premier, TRUST PROCESS), and I think you should know a few things about me.

First of all, let me note that I am typing this on a potato with the software of an iPhone 53. I was given this phone by Bermudan Triangle as a Christmas present last year. He did not give me the correct model as it seems to be just an iPhone 16 with the number 53 on the box in terms of hardware. However, I have given everything I have from Bermudan Triangle, he is my boss.

My question:

1. SEMPLE BOB TUB

2. Trust the process

Okay, let's start talking about clubs. I belong to a few clubs but my two favorites are Chess.com vs Chesskid and 3 Tests. I am a member of CVC and SA in 3 Tests and I have some clubs (please join). To all CVC members reading this, I want to say thank you to all of you, especially the staff and core members (You know who you are). And to everyone in 3 Tests, you are awesome and wonderful, so I would like to say thank you to you too.
At chesskid, I'm BigWigglyTicket and I hope you think I'm happy for you.

I love:

Football / Rugby

Work

History

Talk to people

If I feel like talking I always talk. If you want to talk just DM me or something, and if I really trust someone I might lend them my Discord!

Now let me introduce a little bit about myself in real life (just for fun at this point):

I have no charisma or anything in real life. I'm more cold.chess.commore than in real life. People call me monkey names all the time, and I hate it. I am always the butt of jokes, and I don’t like it (I know some people can relate 😉). I am constantly conflicted because he and she are not happy.

I am very smart and have high grades.

Well, I hope you enjoyed reading my bio!

Oh, I forgot to mention, I like to translate stories for fun so below is my translated biography. Have a nice day and have fun!

Translation 3:

Hello! Welcome to my profile! It's going to be a long preparation! My name is @BermudanPM, formerly known as mmrocs, and I am the Premier of Bermuda (never mind the fact that Bermuda doesn't have a Prime Minister; it's a trust process). So, here are a few things you should know about me:

First off, I want to let you know that I'm typing this in potato form using software from an iPhone 53. This iPhone was given to me as a Christmas gift last year from Bermuda Triangle. Hardware-wise, it appears to be an iPhone 16 with just a 53 written on the box, which isn't the correct model name. However, I gave away everything Bermuda Triangle gave me, because he's my boss.

My questions:

1. Semple Bob Tab

2. Trust the process

Now, let's talk about clubs. I belong to a few clubs, but there are two that are my favorites.chess.com The match against Chesskid and the 3rd Test. I'm a member of CVC and SA for the 3rd Test, and I'm also involved in some clubs (please join me). I'd like to thank all the CVC members reading this, especially the staff and core members (you all know them). And to all the people at the 3rd Test, you're all amazing and wonderful, so I want to say thank you to all of you too.
chesskid I'm BigWigglyTicket and I wish you all the best.

I love:

Soccer/Rugby

work

history

Talk to people

I'm always available to talk if you feel like it. If you want to talk, please DM me or something. I might even lend my Discord to someone I trust!

Now, let me share a little bit about my real life (just for fun for now).

In real life, he has no charisma whatsoever, and is rather cold.chess.comMuch more than in real life. I hate that people always call me a monkey. I hate that I'm always the butt of jokes (I'm sure some of you can relate 😉). I'm always conflicted because he and she don't seem happy.

I am very intelligent and get good grades.

Well, I hope you enjoyed reading my biography.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I like to translate stories as a hobby, so I translated my bio below. Have a great day and enjoy!