😎 Cool & Mysterious

I say “what” more than I understand. Powered by caffeine, chaos, and late-night thoughts. Proceed with caution.

🤓 Nerdy & Funny

Professional overthinker. Fluent in sarcasm, memes, and figgle dialect. Probably arguing with Ash about who gets the last slice.

🌀 Surreal & Absurd

CEO of Shiggles Inc. I once summoned a banana bard in a dream and now I can’t stop rhyming. Reality is a suggestion.

🧃 Lowkey Vibes

Just here for the vibes and the juice. If I’m not online, I’m probably staring at the ceiling thinking about frogs in suits.

🧠 Deep but Dumb

Philosophical at 3am, dumb by 3pm. I contain multitudes, most of them memes.

🧨 Agent of Chaos

I don’t start drama, I just add sound effects. Certified instigator. Uncertified therapist. Full-time figgle.

🐸 Meme Prophet

I saw the future and it was a Vine compilation. The frogs are rising. The figgles are watching. You’ve been warned.

⭐ ABOUT ME

Winston‑Salem chaos engine. Marching band kid with tactical precision. Chess grinder. Myth‑builder. I play like a storm cloud with a plan — loud, dramatic, and occasionally brilliant. If you blunder, I ritualize it. If I blunder, I pretend it was theory.

🔥 10 INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES

Every pawn has a dream — promote yours.
You don’t need perfect moves, just relentless ones.
Pressure creates diamonds… and also blunders. Use both.
Your only real opponent is the version of you who stops trying.
A lost position isn’t lost until you stop looking for the resource.
Confidence is a piece too — develop it early.
Small improvements compound into unstoppable momentum.
You don’t rise to your goals; you fall to your habits. Train well.
The board resets, but your growth doesn’t.
Checkmate isn’t the victory — becoming the player who finds it is.

😂 CHESS JOKES

Why did the chess player get kicked out of the bakery? He kept taking the pawns.
My opponent said he plays like a machine… Yeah, a vending machine — predictable and full of snacks.
I tried to castle in real life. Turns out you can’t move your house two squares.
Why don’t chess players ever get lost? Because they always follow the squares.
My rating and my GPA have one thing in common: They both drop when I get stressed.
What’s a knight’s favorite drink? Horseshoe‑berry juice.
I told my rook a joke. It didn’t move.
Why did the pawn go to therapy? Identity issues — it wants to be everything.
My opponent said “good luck.” I said “you too,” knowing full well I was lying.
What’s the scariest piece? The bishop — it moves like it knows something you don’t.

🧠CHESS TIPS

Control the center — it’s the heartbeat of the board.
Develop pieces before attacking — knights and bishops are your early game soldiers.
Castle early — safety is tempo.
Don’t move the same piece twice in the opening unless you’re gaining something real.
Look for forcing moves — checks, captures, threats.
Trade when it helps your plan, not your emotions.
Always ask: “What changed after that move?”
Endgames matter more than you think — learn king + pawn fundamentals.
Don’t rush tactics — blunders come from speed, not calculation.
Review your losses — they teach more than wins ever

Some amazing people:

@ashluvzgabe my irl partner so cool so amazing so awesome sauce

@SummerLemon1209 like a sister to me love you pookie

@styles-k my irl friend, he is cool guy, just bad at basketball

@doublesik don’t know him very well, but he has taught me a lot at chess

@Not_riley my irl best friend he is annoying asf but he is cool

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