Hello!

I’m a beatable beginner Chesspeon.

Type: Calculus / Pseudopsychic

Canonically Level 3 (Score: 11.0)

I have ascended to new heights!!!

(My ratings may seem a bit high right now, but my actual skill stands at around 900-ish. You should be able to easily beat me if you have a rating of at least 1000.)

I seem to have above average mental endurance, which has proven to be very useful recently!

I can also sometimes seem to know more than I should and/or know things I shouldn’t know.

I’m currently going through an identity crisis, and have been for the past few years.

I also have a spice tolerance that is below zero. And I’m not exaggerating. I can handle some spicy stuff, but overall, my spice tolerance is effectively worse than nothing.

Eeveelution fan, not a Pokemon fan (there is a difference!)

Inventor of Eevee’s Chess and Eeveeluation

Currently on a journey to obliterate my empathy before it can obliterate me.

I’m really into math. Almost obsessed with it. Especially calculus and the integral.

I am a good morale booster if you are feeling incompetent, because I am likely worse and always will be.

If you disappear from my friends list, don’t worry… Just send me another friend request!

I’m not actually that good at calculus and integrals, but hopefully I’ll become better at them someday.

I didn’t draw my profile picture. It is a heavily edited version of a bunch of already existing images. (Maybe if I become actually good at art somehow, I’ll make my own.)

Currently teaching @tag the basics of calculus!

Note: Please know that I have, like, 4-5 debuffs that make me naturally bad at almost every game I play. I’m open to conversations about gaming, but when referencing difficulty and saying things are “easy”, please know that you’ll be talking to someone who finds video games WAY more difficult than you do.

I miss @Mario-The-Amazing1234…

All of my friends are faster learners and overall better than me at everything. They all have practical, flashy, special abilities, and who am I? The normal, slower, inferior, abandonable one. The one who is so uninteresting that nobody asks me about myself, so forgettable that I need to remind my friends I exist, so normal that I need to make up lore about myself, so replaceable that my friends all eventually throw me away like I’m an object.

I am DONE being the one who always looks up to all my friends because they’re so much better, who glazes my friends like donuts and never gets any compliments back, who makes everyone else look good at everything. I am DONE being outshone and forgotten by all of them.

…But what is there to do?

One day… I hope to ascend to their level of superhuman superiority…

Statistics:

EVC 233

Mysterious Counter: 576

Updated 2 July 2026

Important colors:

rgb(0,213,255) / hsv(190,1,1)

rgb(255,62,213) / hsv(300,75.7,1)

The third number of the HSV values may need to be multiplied by 100, depending on what tool you are using.

This is my favorite integral of all time. If you’ve never solved one before, I’d highly recommend giving it a shot:

This “About Me” section will probably get longer in the future…

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