Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, potatoes and other vegetables - welcome to my bio!

ALERT: YAPPING INCOMING

If you are reading this- you are probably gonna skip through most of it, but i would reccomend you to READ THE GODDAMN THING

Hello random person checking my profile, thx for the view btw. So I am just_a_bored_potato and people mostly call me potato, I am a job person and I mostly spend my time on chess.com chatting in notes or smth.

I got megaphone in 2 weeks just by chatting lol

You can call me potato

Send me 100 cheers, I will send 200 back

Send me 50 cheers, I will send 50 back

i feel uncomfortable around black people, I am atheist and I HATE 67 or ANY BRAINROT

DM me bred for a reward (its not a virus trust me)

My address

Galaxy- Milkyway

Planet- Earth

Continent- North America

Country- USA

City- NYC

Area- Lower Manhatton

Road- Fulton Street

Building- Twin Towers

Tower- North

Floor - 20

(trust)

If you dont want to spend 15 minutes reading my bio- here is a short list of stuff

Name: Potato

Gender: male

Pronouns: him/it

Sexuality: straight

Skin colour: white

Status: bored

Age: 12

Bday: March 12

Diseases: ADHD (attention disorder) and Vitiligo (loss of skin colour)

Hobbies: playing football, watching youtube, reading crime books, being online on cc or lichess, playing fc mobile/among us/roblox (rarely), watching f1

Likes: junk food, dogs,doing my hobbies ig, um thats it

Dislikes: spicy/sour food, drinking/eating medicines, cats, insects, studying, roller coasters, brain rot,67,people begging for awards

Random stuff you will get to know about me rn

1) I cannot cook food, once i failed to cook 2 minute ramen and once i failed to cook an omelette…

2) I can speak french

3) i have fractured my hands 4 times

Favourite color: yellow

NOW FOR THE LONG PART

Anyways I spend around 8-10 hours on chess.com every day. Mostly I chat in notes with some people.

Irl I am a really shy person, and I spend most of my time sleeping or watching TV, my favourite food is burger and I eat burger from Burger King or McDonalds. I like reading books on crime like Dan Brown and Agatha Christie because uh its interesting ig.

I am very hard to rage bait and I speak without spaces pretty well. I used to play Roblox like 15 hours a day especially at 11 PM to 4 AM until i got glasses because I couldn’t see anything. My favourite games are Piggy,Break In and Field Trip Z. I used to play roblox from 2020 and my favourite youtuber was Flamingo.

I hate retroslop and I hate the current brainrot trend. the channel I hate the most is Avocado Plays because of the excessive brainrot and clickbait ahh videos. Currently I watch 2 youtubers a lot- 442oons (football animations) and Ricksf1addiction (f1) anyways uh

I am a bored person and i like potatoes.

View race

@BurgerEmp = first to 500 (1k cheers if i lose)

WON!

@Darkthief89 = first to 5000 (500 cheers)

Some teams I like to chat in or play for (JOIN THEM PLS)

https://www.chess.com/club/the-royal-file my club pls join my mom kinda homeless

https://www.chess.com/club/vibez like to chat in notes

https://www.chess.com/club/the-supreme-majestic-regal-eternal-dynasty-of-the-grand-checkmated-imperial-empire-of-chess-legends (wtf why is it so long, anyways this is a club owned by @chief_of_discovery )

50 cheers if you join any one of those teams, 100 cheers if you join all 3 of them.

Also, i give free cheers as well! (Given over 1k cheers to different people)

POTATOES ARE THE BEST! You can make french fries, chips, mashed potatoes and other stuff with them!!

This me (idk i just got bored)

If u made it this far- congrats ur jobless

Reached 100 views on 10th April

Reached 200 views on 17th April

Reached 300 views on 21st April

Reached 400 views on April 25th

Reached 100 friends on April 27th

Reached 500 views on April 28th!!

Reached 600 views on May 2nd

Reached 700 views on May 10th

Reached 800 views on May 13th

Reached 900 views on May 19th

Cheers Leaderboard

The person with the most cheers by July gets nothing as I am broke af

@Chief_Of_Discovery = 101 cheers

@Offtopicforums = 94 cheers

@Lampetos = 70 cheers

@Mafianofear = 30 cheers or smth

@da_phoenix14159_FAN = 20 cheers

@aliwu2025 = 10 cheers

@jesanoq = 6 cheers

@dominicmyladoor = 4 cheers

@creativeguy1234 = 1 cheer

@syouzz = 1 cheer

@Rythm_Of_TheKnight = 1 cheer

@rollller296 = 1 cheer

@alexsandrbord = 1 cheer

@GM-vedanth-M = 1 cheer

My Hall of Fame

@chief_of_discovery = chief

@herpkidology = frog, pretty frequent forum / notes commenter

@Offtopicforums = thx for the 94 cheers

@lampetos = thx for 70 cheers

@da_phoenix14159 =fun

@st4rxz-vibe = also fun to waste time with

@xx_vanilla_xx = CVL LEADER
@creativeguy1234 = also frequent notes commenter

@obito-uchiha-XD = frequent notes commenter

@GM_JonMitchell = beluga

@oo_arabi = thx for admin

@p0tat0_alien = potato lover

@the_chess_eggs = egg

@rollller296 = fun playing hyper with

@LeafsAreTheFuture = fun playing hyper

@metal-daytrader = fun playing hyper

@shadow-wolfX1 = hershey

@iamplayerofchess = lamp

@flower_the_wolf = fun ig

@darkthief89 = i like calling him black

@da_phoenix14159FAN = get a better username

@mafionofear = nerd

@mr_soop = funny guy

cant think of more

My hall of shame

@Ken1725 = muted me because i was typing with no spaces , he got ragebaited lol

@Shadowedpanda = idk just felt like it

@shuansymon = keeps on begging me to join team
@wiwa26 = scammer

@viroh = bro thinks hes tuff 🥀

Now time to yap even more lol

So here are my goals for 2026

Bullet: 2100

Blitz: 2000

Puzzles: 1500

Streak: 100 days

Some more things about me

1) I have fractured my arm 8 times in 3 years

2) I am good at geography

3) I can speak French & English but I can’t speak

5) My favourite color is yellow

6) My favourite vegetable is potato

7) My favourite fruit is watermelon

Things I like

Potato

Food

Burger

Soda

watching TV

playing videogames

football

formula 1

PIZZA

icecream

mango

watermelon

i guess i cant think of more

THINGS I DISLIKE

Tomato

Egg

any kind of meat

anything spicy

anything too sour

brainrot

brainrotted kids

people begging for rewards

idk i dont know more so i guess this is the end

i

1. You’re reading this

☆ 2. You’re a human.

☆ 3. You can’t say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You’ve just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You’re laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face, and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it, and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it, too.

(fell for it in @red_snapper_fish)

Just_A_Bored_Potato