Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I am absolutely delighted
that you gave me a VIEW!!!

OPEN FOR SOME COOL THINGS about me 👇

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.
Now let's start my profile for REAL. Just trying to think of a good starting. This should be good:

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I am a Chess Machine that has been made since 2012 and the name is Rocket Bot. I am made my NCBM(Nasa Chess Bot Makers) in Space Galaxy.

If I blunder my queen, don't be surprised!

I am trying to get to 7,000 views, 500 followers, 1500 Rapid, 1200 Blitz, 1300Daily, 1500 Puzzles and 1000 Bullet so I can get promoted by Commander Bob III.

Adopted by:

@Stingray_Xd

Now, why did you view my profile??? To friend me? To challenge me? To invite me to your club?(From now on(Today), I will only join clubs that allow advertising) To check out my club? To check out my blog? Well...

Whatever it is, Can you join? It is my club. https://www.chess.com/club/rocket-fan-club/join

Once you joined that, please join this. https://www.chess.com/club/rocket-fan-club-help-and-support

If you are a Super Admin, Admin or Coordinator of Rocket Fan Club, please join this. https://www.chess.com/club/rocket-fan-club-staff

Here is my fun club. Link: https://www.chess.com/club/blitz-chess-fun-club and https://www.chess.com/club/rapid-chess-fun-club

Here is my self-quiz: https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=7Bf1cKQ

I am a logo maker and can be hired. Just contact/PM me for more.

I'm good at Rapid because I like thinking, but bad at Bullet.

If you want to challenge me for bullet, blitz and other variants like 3 check and King of the Hill, please do unrated. For Rapid it is your choice. You can do rated or unrated. I will only accept it if I am not busy. I usually don't accept private chats. Sometimes I accept puzzle battles

Now, why does everything have to be about me? Let's talk about you!

Whether you like it or not, I know a lot about you. For example, below are

ten things I know about you:

1. You are alive.

2. You are from earth.(I AM FROM SPACE GALAXY XD)

4. You didn't notice that I skipped number 3.

5. You just went back to check.

6. You are smiling at how you keep on falling for this.

7. You just read this sentence.

8. And you just missed that I skipped number 7!

9. You just went back to check only to realize I didn't skip anything!

10. You think you are done!

11. You forgot I skipped the 3 and you think that I accidentally added an extra one

HAHAHAHA

Oh, And also, I have a lichess team and account. Plz join if you have one too!

Link for my lichess team: https://lichess.org/team/team-rockets

Link for my lichess account: https://lichess.org/@/rocket-ry

Here's my chesskid username: rocket-Ry

If you want to friend me just let me know!

Now that you have read my profile, you don't have to read it again.

-Rocket

P.S, Call me Rocky-Ry or Rocket for short.

⬆⬆⬆ Don't forget to click! ⬆⬆⬆

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Scroll down for infinity luck and some short cuts ⬇⬇⬇

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Here are some short cuts:

You: u

Are: r

I know right?: ikr?

I don't know: idk

Not gonna lie: ngl

By the way: btw

I don't care: idc

I know: ik

More commin' soon...

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JOIN MY CLUB

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CONGRATS!!! YOU HAVE EARNED A MEDAL AND INFINITY LUCK!!! 🥇

NOW LEAVE.

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FINALLY!!!

So.. bye now

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