Titled Player: GM(Grand Miscalculator)

Biggest achievement: Resigned…then saw the winning move.

Opening: Guesses

Middlegame: Panic

Endgame: Resign

Strategy: Hope opponent blunders harder

"I play chess like I play life: one blunder at a time. My strategy is simple: confuse myself first, then the opponent. I lose pieces so creatively it almost deserves applause, and I make losing look like an art form. Basically, I’m a pawn with dreams of becoming a queen…though I’ve never made it to the end. My king constantly questions my life choices, my queen sighs in disappointment, and even my pawns give me the side-eye. After all, I’m a chess player. The keyword is ‘player,’ not ‘winner.’ Click, sigh, relief: Man that button’s saved me countless times . I play to win…other people’s sympathy” - smiley_face10

P.S. I think my pawns have started a support group for survivors…

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Lol I’m gonna be completely honest here, I have no idea why I still play this game. It makes me crash out for every stupid mistake I make, makes me feel like a complete idiot for every win I let slip through my hands, and mentally drains me every time I tilt but yet somehow, some way I always seem to come back to want to play another game. Who knows what you want to call that lol but the emotional swings are brutal. Maybe I do love it, maybe it’s just my own mind torturing itself but whatever it is most would just call it a “love for the game” and I’m very sure that each and every single one of you guys reading this have and still are experiencing the exact same thing. So who knows what it is and I guess we all just have to continue that journey to find out. Chess is a very confusing game for both its complexity and what it does to your brain at the same time. All we have to do is keep going(and potentially crash out 2 minutes after starting a game) :)

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The sort of stuff we all once thought as beginners:

Then some more funny chess memes I found on the internet that we can all relate to(beginners you too will one day experience this):

When you just cannot get over that one loss you know was hopeless:

That moment when you think you’ve won the game only to realize half a second later that you just blundered:

You guys thought I was done? Yeah honestly I have no idea how I keep finding this stuff lol.

The strongest password ever(you’re welcome):

Every endgame be like:

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