About Me

I'm ToastBread_1. I'm Turkish and I'm male, I live in Türkiye.

You can send me an unrated challenge, I usually accept them when I'm online.

If you want to chat with me or ask a question to me, you can send me a direct message, I check all of them everyday.

Some of my hobbies include playing chess and it’s variants, listening to music, watching and playing sports especially table tennis, making chess puzzles and variants, solving chess puzzles and much more.

I have a long backstory with variants. I used to main variants and hate chess, because it felt ‘boring’ for me with all the ‘good’ chess openings either relying heavily on theory or just being a position I don’t like playing.

But ‎I’m starting to like chess more nowadays. I learned it the hard way that you need to play longer time controls before you can improve in bullet. That’s why I started grinding blitz and then bullet again to get 2000 bullet at 13th of October, and 19 days later 2100 bullet at 2nd of November… It feels awesome.

I was maining Bughouse for a while but now I think I will start my real chess grind, no matter how boring or slow it is. I’m starting to understand that variants won’t gain me anything in the long term run which is sad because I think that variants are such a fun addition to the game we all know and play for years. You just can’t make a living out of it or they aren’t appreciated enough in the chess community. This doesn’t necessarily mean I will completely stop playing variants though…

My favorite time control is currently 30 sec in chess, 2 | 0 in Crazyhouse, 3 | 0 in Bughouse and 3 | 2 in Atomic.

Other than regular chess, I like custom variants and sometimes spend my free time making custom variants which honestly are awful.

I also like making chess puzzles or atleast, I did. I used to make puzzles in my free time but I’m not currently doing that anymore. Or atleast, not as often.

Still I make puzzles sometimes and I can make a puzzle for you. Maybe for something like a blog, or just for fun. Just ask me and we’ll get started.

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Important Links

My lichess account.

My BuddyMeter.

Join Toasting Chess Pieces if you want. (not an auto-join link)

Join Chess.com vs. ChessKid today! (not an auto-join link)

View Races

View Races Record: 2-0-0 (W-D-L)

1) View race against @sailsword to 5 000. (20-09-2025)

- WON (17-10-2025)

2) View race against @TheCosmic_Horizon to 5 000 (4 600 for him). (22-09-2025)

- WON (17-10-2025)

3) View race against @Antz to 7 500. (27-09-2025)

- Ongoing…

Quotes Round 1

It used to be as a volunteer work till Author’s inactivity ended but then I was like “Why not continue further?” and here we are. Think of this as a seperate quoting competition. And just so you know, even Author steals my quotes sometimes. :P I probably won’t do nearly as good as Author but what matters after all is having fun. I have fun collecting quotes too, so a win-win situation.

Update: I decided to delete all quotes of mine as it made it unfair.

Anyways, have fun getting quoted!

Quotes Round 1 Leaderboard

Total: 90

@carlsen - 12

@BermudanPM - 10

@B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4 - 6

@F1-24 - 6

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 4

@Reflection - 4

@Agentnoggin - 3

@Car-Geek (@NepoFan2795) - 3

@Quirrel - 3

@ARandomHuman45 - 3

@sailsword - 2

@Marie_Hoa - 2

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 2

@BasixWhiteBoy - 2

@astra_dominus - 2

@mjtcan - 2

@LJGoomba - 2

@Obanai_Hashira - 2

@Deflection - 1

@Lemonade - 1

@Penguincrosby - 1

@Fr0sty_Katz - 1

@FreeFriendlyDove - 1

@Kavarin - 1

@TheEnlighteningsLightning - 1

@Lilyana - 1

@Antz - 1

@poncky73 - 1

@NoahDeAlwis - 1

@RabbitRover - 1

@CapSolman - 1

@Tsar_TheBFDIFan2763 - 1

@Hexogon_2 - 1

@sawdof - 1

@Lions - 1

@MrChillGuyHimself - 1

@Akshaj-The-God - 1

@mishailu - 1

Quotes Round 1 (newest additions on top)

“This post has helped me achieve my dreams to become an IKEA dining table. I wouldn't have done it without this inspirational post, I truly thank the creator for this. I'm now going to school to study the art of being a dining table, and also I'm teaching children about how I saw this post and it changed my life.” - @mishailu

“i ate your special white powder that you were storing in your room, I also smelt it and it felt really good. Afterwards I felt really happy and good, and everything was amazing, then i felt a bit crazy. Anyways, could I have some more pls?” - @Akshaj-The-God

“I walked into class one day with my essay on samurais. I got an A+ for a blank page because I explained samurais used invisible ink. The next day every time my teacher called on me in our Albania discussion, I shook my head. Again, A+, because I explained to my teacher, in Albania shaking your head means yes. The next day before our Tibet seminar, I walked into class and I stuck my tongue out at my teacher. Third time, third A+. I explained, that in Tibet sticking your tongue out means hello.” - @MrChillGuyHimself

“Terry your icon is different from mine. you have a white pawn with a cake. I have a technicolor pawn with a puzzle piece with a bite taken out of it. as I drive down the road of life I must pause on this distinction and pull over to the side of the road to stare up at the sky dumbfounded, "what does it all mean?"“ - @Lions

“*proceeds to just stare at qoi* Qoi is so indecisive like seriously, Authors owner, now just SA, wait a sec what’s going on here she’s admin, hold up nah she’s SA again, wait a minute, she’s coord now” - @BermudanPM

“The bunny's told he's just a F-er and he's fine with that. // Forum-er? I am one too // Something about the bunny multiplying ...” - @sawdof

“i thought cai was copilot so i asked for help with my homework and got traumatised ☹️” - @ARandomHuman45

“Also today someone in my class asked for wet wipes, and I had some, and then my teacher asked for one more, so I gave to him. But then I read the production date wrong, and I shouted "What?! It's EXPIRED!!" The whole class laughed at it. And then I read more, and saw it was the production date (March 2025), and it can live up to 3 years (March 2028). So yeah I just can't read omg” - @carlsen

“so the guys in my class keep asking for my instagram and then they told me theyll pay me 5 dollars for it and i took the money, added them and blocked them ☺️” - @ARandomHuman45

“Chat i had a dream I was muted on OTF. My dreams are getting realistic” - @Hexogon_2

“Who knew that a simple "I hurt..." could hold so much meaning?” - @Obanai_Hashira

“WHY DO YOU EAT HUMANS??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!??/j // yes but youre a carlsen so youre safe. im thankful for the concern for my safety tho” - @ARandomHuman45

“@deflection is there any punishments for that // You mean reflection- // it's pretty confusing yk xD // Mission accomplished.” - @Reflection

“everyone just leave this kid alone already -_- // but then we get arrested for child abandonment/j” - @Reflection

“*force feeds bro 2763 pounds of Swiss cheese*” - @Tsar_TheBFDIFan2763

“Instructions unclear. I accidentally summoned an eldritch horror from an alternate dimension.” - @LJGoomba

“How did a public service announcement turn into a conversation about the best card in Clash Royale” - @BermudanPM

“Cosmic, PMs // There’s more of me?” - @BermudanPM

“i ate a chair” - @CapSolman

“Guys... how'd I get to 2 lives? // you litterally campained on that we could hurt you as we wished so... Is it surprising?” - @mjtcan

“Sure. "hmm, I want to play some mafia. i know, I'll join a chess site!"“ - @RabbitRover

“I think we're about one page of religious debate away from becoming philosophers” - @F1-24

“Like the fact that authors latest quote means they were writing essays IN NOTES” - @BermudanPM

“You know what Forsaken? To get revenge, I'm going to add this monstrosity to my NYE 2025 blog. That's right. Everyone will know the horrors of your username change. The randos in 2035 looking at old blogs will know. The randos who just joined and somehow found my blog will know. Viroh, Xumi, and Baby will know. Everyone who somehow forgot about this will be reminded. EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT YOUR USERNAME SLIP UP” - @TheAuthorOfChickens

“i have awoken from my deep slumber, why are there rogue ai bots outside my house-” - @astra_dominus

“please author i need this. my quotes are kind of homeless. i live without them. i wanna help them out” - @Quirrel

“I just attempted to type "potato" but got "Potata" instead” - @TheAuthorOfChickens

“IT'S "Philosopher's Stone" NOT "Sorcerer's Stone" WHAT KIND OF A HARRY POTTER FAN ARE YOU- // Im a harry potter fan trust me *clears throat* so Darth Vade—” - @carlsen

““He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” --> @JKRowling welcome to Quotes Round 7” - @TheAuthorOfChickens

“I am a simple man. I see my name in a discussion and i join it” - @Quirrel

“lol i am such a idiot i thought it was 8 o'clock and that my clock was just wrong for saying it was 9 pm.” - @NoahDeAlwis

“The pieces simply didnt want to move. Feed them dino nuggets and maybe theyˋll follow your command.” - @poncky73

“Welcome to CVC - You can’t spell CVC without BasixWhiteBoy.

Oh wait…” - @BasixWhiteBoy

“I was trying to kobe a cube of ice into the trash can, but the trash can was next to our toaster and i had horrible aim... now my toaster's broken TvT” - @Antz

“i just put my phone in the washing machine.” - @Quirrel

"I was about to edit Deflection out of the club if he didn't edit the swear frfr" - @carlsen

“Everyone is AMAZING *throws glitter all around cvc* I gotta clean this up now darnit” - @BermudanPM

“I will lead this nation through my six quotes, my jokes, my pointless quote farming and NO LEADERSHIP SKILLS! Now everyone will vote for me” - @BermudanPM

“Had anyone ever had a proper discussion with f1 that doesnt feel staged.. just asking // Unblocking me might help 🗿” - @F1-24

“imagine having to make dinner twice- // *me who genuinely eats two dinners some days*” - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

“WHAT!? You dont line them all up and just knock over for a satisfying chain reaction of like hundreds and hundreds of dominoes. I heard its ADHD heaven. I would be there for hours // I don't own dominoes... I do that with JENGA *laughs evilly* also I have a sister aka personal tormenter who knocks them over before i get anywhere near done” - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

“Why u assuming I meant beat up? I could have been meaning a game of dominoes. Tsk tsk tsk assuming in 2025? #cancelled” - @Lilyana

“I thought the iPhone 17 Pro Max runs triple A games, didn't know it would have triple A batteries as well 💀💀💀💀” - @carlsen

“I saw sails’ pfp on the bottom left of my phone screen and thought it was a worm 😅” - @F1-24

“I thought that pie was some sort of maths equation at first but then remembered it was about thanksgiving not halloween” - @BermudanPM

“thank you all for caring about my sleep and sanity 😭 i am better btw // Dont worry we got your back *proceeds to take Marie’s spinal cords*” - @BermudanPM

“yup, he got a virus of 10sec bullet // it's a lifelong condition I'm afraid” - @mjtcan

“I saw a 9th grader this Halloween dressed as a j*b application” - @F1-24

“I honestly feel bad for the members that don't get relevance here ;-; And I know that I'm the reason for that” - @carlsen

“Bruh it still says owned by Caleb --> Because he sees us while we're sleeping and knows when we're awake. He also knows if we've been bad or good, so be good for goodness' sake! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT-” - @TheAuthorOfChickens

“#3: When the list is out of order. I mean, c'mon, did you seriously not have enough time to do basic organization, FOR AN ULTRA TINY LIST?!

#6: When the list has exactly 6 entries. It's so annoying, because WHY can't you round it up to 5?!?!?!

#5: When lists have sponsorships. It's completely pointless and there's no reason to do it!

Anyway, this list is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends. I know, you're probably sick and tired of (insert 3 hour long sponsorship section here)

#4: When lists have THAT ONE POINT they keep rambling about on and on and on. I get that you think that this is the most important part of the list, but there is never a time when people should actually do this, because it will immediately disengage every listener or reader's attention! I mean, seriously, when have you willingly wanted to listen to one guy yap about one topic for like half the duration of a video or forum, just sitting there and mumbling. It genuinely infuriates me when I see someone do something like that talking about that singular subject forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever---

Before we delve in to the top 2, let's address the honorable mention: When lists that aren't a clean number of entries have honorable mentions. I don't see the reason to do this, because you can just add it as a regular entry!

Finally, for #2: When people don't finish the list. It's such obvious engagement bait, getting people to say that ONE repeated comment: "Hey, where's the top 1??" I go into outrage whenever I see someone go "PaRt 2 aT oNe mIlLioN LIKes" or anything along that matter.

And for #1, it will be revealed when this post hits 40 comments.” - @TheEnlighteningsLightning

“Excuse me for a second, I have a hairball and need to spit it out from the windows. 🗿 // Did I hear Windows? *coughs so hard that the synagogue danced* #SwitchToMac #SwitchToMac #SwitchToMac #SwitchToMac #SwitchToMac #SwitchToMac #SwitchToMac” - @carlsen

“I cut down to 7 dms like yesterday and i got like 25 club invites from the same person with like 30 alts and i cant say if im flattered or need to start blocking people-” - @Marie_Hoa

“There was this one girl in my class (not naming for privacy reasons), and the Math teacher asked her (Are you ready for the next question?) And instead of the girl responding, I responded, and said "No", as a part of my sarcasm. Didn't know that my teacher would hear me, AND THEN TALK TO ME AS IF I WAS THE GIRL THAT HE WAS ASKING. EVERYONE IN MY FREAKING CLASS LAUGHED FOR A SOLID 3 MINUTES. I WAS ALMOST DYING OF LAUGHTER AS WELL” - @carlsen

“Are you a girl? I speak french okay? Yiu only add an extra e if you are a girl // so I'm forsaken? heeya eevyeeronee I'm forsakeen nicee to meeeeet you peeoplee” - @Reflection

“i am chemically unstable- *explodes*” - @astra-dominus

“Holy kavarin what happened here 🗿🗿” - @Kavarin

“what i was doing b4 those 6 hrs is what you would be interested in TvT // i have been spying on CVC with my alt ever since i was born 🥱” - @FreeFriendlyDove

“My friend told me that the pipe outside his house was making a weird sound, so he stuck his hand inside. Bro's survival instincts 😭🙏“ - @Fr0sty-Katz

“Alright, we got 10 coord, 1 admin and 2 sa, gReAt rAtIo Qoi!” - @Marie_Hoa

“"I'd rather poop in the sink than sink in the poop"“ - @Car-Geek

“are you in high school? Because you look high, and you should stay in school” - @Agentnoggin

“We've got so much blocks we could build a jenga tower“ - @F1-24

“when I saw ur pfp and flag I though u were carlsen... // When I saw his pfp and flag I also thought he was carlsen (I'm being serious-)” - @carlsen

“High // Yay we're both high! Wait thats not what I meant” - @LJGoomba

“Anyway! F1-24 the CVConomy idea is actually about to release on November 1st! // *invests life savings* There you go, now you've earned your first... 0 dollars ;-;” - @F1-24

"average car geek and dove interaction -_- --> "your voice beautiful" "no u" "my face bad" "ur face no bad it good" "MY FACE BAD" "no" "crush" "crush" "crush" "crush"“ - @Agentnoggin

“Spend time with teh most boring person in teh world so it’ll feel like 8 years” - @Reflection

“Toast bread; the New Magnus, but with a twist of bread on the board.” - @Penguincrosby

“When life gives u lemons make me” - @Lemonade

“we're better than stardew valley, even they violated a rule from the geneva convention” - @Agentnoggin

“Elin is the best thing that has ever happened, and was worth sacrificing some of my intelligence for.” - @BasixWhiteBoy

“carlsen do you have cheating tips because I heard you cheated on toas-” - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

“if i suddenly go quiet; yall shall expect the worst || Marie has got a really nice life *in the Peppa pig narrator voice fr*” - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

“I’m so romantic indeed // CAUGHT IN 4K ULTRA HD MAX VELOCITY 12 AM ON A SUNDAY (or Saturday, up for debate) GREAT LIGHTING HIGH SPIRITS BIG CUP OF COFFEE 100% CHARGE VSCODE COOKING ROMANTIC CHESSING” - @Car-Geek

“I checked to see if this had notifs, closed notifs, refreshed and I saw the prime minister of bermuda- // Yes Ik it’s an honour to meet me thank you very much” - @BermudanPM

“Yes you do toast or I will sell you to the international organization of burning toasts and throwing them in a microwave for 57 minutes” - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

“import Voldemort (stop taking my shampoo) to destroy all the people who don't know who scemer is” - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

“carlsen has no brains. Anyway want to be a replacement for someone in my Mafia game-” - @Deflection

“When life gives you lemons, make something zesty // Wait that’s how I got here?” - @BermudanPM

“otf is mid. // saw this one forum called "cooking childs"“ - @Obanai_Hashira

“This 🥴 emoji 🥴 will 🥴 be 🥴 used 🥴 against 🥴 trolls 🥴 to 🥴 scare 🥴 them” - @carlsen

“it loooks so good // burn the witch fr” - @sailsword

“Carlsen and marie- // *jumps off a cliff*” - @carlsen

“how is your voice so beautiful. my voice sounds like my vocal cords went through world war 1, 2, the cold war and like they've been put in the washing machine 7 times and microwave 19 times. it's a walking volcanic eruption” - @Car-Geek

“Idk how tho || reveal ur whole body next to a wall with objects and that one asian guy will find ur height” - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

“I feel like breaking into the owner of chess.com’s house by knocking the door onto the ground (includes the wall ) to tell them to revert the new quote button” - @sailsword

“"." IS SPAMMING || this is September 2025 not December 2024 // can I get 1 million dollars” - @carlsen

“Time obviously passes. The correct wording is: Time flies. Even though it doesn't have wings, uh-” - @carlsen

”*finds my crush and makes her create an account, I wait 30 days and I tell her to join* no it’s not Marie and Carlsen-” - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

Hall of Fame (not in order):

Chess.com vs. ChessKid, DepressoEspresso01’s Nostalgic Hangout,

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@carlsen @ChessBeteigeuze @NepoFan2795 @sailsword @ToastOven @Reflection @TheAuthorOfChickens @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4 @TheCosmic_Horizon @Agentnoggin @Deflecting @Deflection @AmericanChadAGC @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu @F1-24 @NoahDeAlwis @FreeFriendlyDove @mjtcan @Riley_Welch @DayLight @Caleb341 @Kavarin @Champion @Marie_Hoa @Quirrel @SpaceChess @BermudanPM @Antz @IHAZSOOO @Espio-Yo and many more…

Thanks for everything.

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R.I.P. @ToastBread_2, your username will be missed. (@ToastOven now)

#FreeDeflection #FreePenguin #FreeToast

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