I’m 8 years old, I like chess ,fencing ,and gymnastics.
post 👇 or else you have no heart cellz
Teacher: You failed, why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, which counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: A+
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax!
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax!