Hello if you're looking at this uh here's a little bit about me:

I’m almost decent at chess.. I guess for a 14 year old but i’m not sure.

:3

Oh wait. you’re still here. What do you want? Oh right. There’s a reason you’re looking at my bio. whoops.

There’s A BUNCH OF STUFF I won’t tell you but if you’re really willing to read this far I might as well tell you some other things…

Fine. Chess isn’t my only thing that I really like. For some reason I really like cars. still. yep. I play Gran Turismo 7 and I got pretty far. My fastest car is an Audi R8 with a Bugatti Chiron engine in it. I don’t know how but it reached 322 mph. actually, its my second fastest because I bought that DUMB DODGE VGT WHICH IS LITERALLY SO INSANE ITS NOT EVEN FUNN-

Anyways I usually play chess usually to get my mind off stressful things (usually my family) plus i’m actually pretty darn good at it. 80th or so percentile. that's nice.

Most of the friends that I have are either they challenged me and I actually talked to them, i’m in a club with them, or friends from school or smth.

Hold on. You’re still reading this?!?!? AM I THAT INTERESTING TO YOU??? *aw shucks..* well one more thing (probably a lie but whatever)

I guess i’m pretty smart with math and stuff. I took a practice sat a couple times and.. the highest I got was like 1340 or 1360 or something like that. I guess that's decent but its probably really watered down or something.

Hold up. what’s this? I think I have a heart! *sometimes I click on random people’s profile just to see the bio cuz I get bored and then look at their friends. shout-out to ilo and Lyfe-In-A-Box just found them cuz she’s in the same club as me apparently…*

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. - Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪn your profile ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀrt will. ________________________________________________________________________________________Listen, ok? I need everyone to know this. Please, don't smoke, or do drugs, or weed, ect. ALL OF THE ABOVE, Please? It hurts me to see people do this, I know you are better than this. You are stronger than the drug, now it's time for you to prove it.

If you reading this Lyfe-In-A-Box, you’re welcome.

ANYWAYS CYA GUYS BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

* I told you it was a lie*

ps: ty for 100+ views that's super cool for me lol :3

ALSO!!!!!!!

I really want to review all my games and I’d really like to get diamond sometime, but if someone actually read this far is a diamond maybe.. just maybe you could review some of my games??????????? that might be a stretch but I would really appreciate it :)

Hey chess.com devs can you put my puzzle in the daily puzzle plsssssssssssssssss!!!! :3333 *actually happened in a game :)*

1

It’s been confirmed by stockfish that these are the best moves as black. And whatever white does is losing anyway, you guys should analyze it. pretty neat :)

Here’s another one:

Man, this Bio just keeps on going!

Random section:

Pick a random four digit number that's not 1111 2222 3333 4444 etc..

I’ll do 9678. First, we’ll rearrange this number so it’s the biggest. That biggest version of 9678 is 9876.

Now, we’ll do the smallest version of this number. Mine would be 6789. Now, subtract these two values.

9876-6789 is 3087. Now, we repeat. You shouldn’t have to do this more than 7 times.

8730-378 is 8352.

8532-2358 is 6174.

7641-1467=6174.

You see that right. It just loops at 6174 FOREVER. This is called Kaprekar's constant. This works for every four digit number other than repeating ones like 7777. Try it out yourself!

Here’s some other facts about 6174: 6174 is a 7-smooth number, i.e. none of its prime factors are greater than 7.

6174 can be written as the sum of the first three powers of 18: 183 + 182 + 181 = 5832 + 324 + 18 = 6174 and coincidentally, 6 + 1 + 7 + 4 = 18.

Wait they removed the Duolingo flair! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

I have diamond *as of September 26th* and here are some stuff about how good I am at chess *i’m not*:

I’ve had 27 total brilliants, which is 0.1% of all my moves. *wow so impressive. 0.1%..*

Over the last 30 days my average accuracy is 74…

The last 7 days (September 26th) For some reason move 37 has an average accuracy of 52.9 and move 54 has an average accuracy of 96.1. What's that about?? Like, what’s up with move 37???

The most common country I play is America with 192 games. sheesh. In second is india with 147.

The day that I lost the most is wednesday.

Also PLEASE don’t send me random friend requests. Sure, I have a bunch of friends but I don’t really care how many I have. It’s not that important to me. I’ll only friend people that I talked to on chess.com. so yeah. Also, don’t send me random messages, it just confuses me and is more likely for you to get reported. thanks :3

Now looking back, I shouldn’t of even added that “one more thing”. That was really stupid.

Tidalwave11111