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1. You're reading this. 𓆣 2. You're a human 𓆣 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips. 𓆣 4. You've just attempted to do it. 𓆣 6. You're laughing at yourself. 𓆣 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 𓆣 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5. 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.