Some people call me a penguin, but you can call me God. I am the head of the Illuminati and the secret ruler of the world. I consistently win "Naughty Penguin of the Month" at the New Zealand Aquarium, and I sometimes sneak onto their computers to play chess and stuff. I hate fish. I survive on pizza nuggets. Are you a human? Because if so, I'll squash you. Humans are dumb. Penguins are much smarter. If you doubt my words, just think: which species actually used nuclear weapons? That's right, sucka. PENGUIN LIFE!
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