YOU WILL READ MY BIO AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT CALL ME BURGER

https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=MGcPLd3

https://burgereatersinc.straw.page/

this ones especially important

ᛒᚢᚱᚷᛖᚱ᛫ᛁᛏᛖᚱᛊ᛫ᛁᚾᚲ᛫ᚨᚾᛞ᛫ᚠᚱᛇᛊ᛫ᚲᚢᛞᚢᛚᛞ᛫ᛟᚾ᛫ᚦᚢ᛫ᚾᛇᛏ᛫ᛟᚢ᛫ᛞᛖᛊᛖᛗᛒᛖᚱ᛫ᚦᛁᚱᛏᛁ᛫ᚠᛖᚱᛊᛏ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᛊᛖᛚᛁᛒᚱᛖᛁᛏ᛫ᚾᛟ᛫ᛃᛁᚱᛊ᛫ᛏᚹᚢᚾᛏᛁ᛫ᛏᚹᚢᚾᛏᛁ᛫ᛊᛁᚲᛊ

very cool awesome people that are cool and awesome and tripod fish

@I-STYLUS-I and/or @Pile_Of_Dirt

dirt my beloved very cool awesome 🎄

@Solkissa

youre like jez if jez was solkissa

@J-EZ_Music and/or @J-EZ_Music_0

i hope youre okay

@V0izeb0x

ur so tuff ampersand the smiths… 🌹🔋❤️‍🩹

@rose_5255

rose ama ampersand/or the rose dimension very cool thread awesome and youre very cool youreself

@Cat_And_Job_Application

oil and water more like water and water ahahahahaahah those who know 💀💀💀

@ApexVortex

mwahhh~ :3

@CunioXYZ

burgereatersinc ceo ceo

@AG120502

if i start calling you a glowie again i probably need uh meds

@Ryuha5000000000000000001

leroy x john weezer 🎄🎄🎄

@Hexogon_2

;3

@Lelouch_Vi_Briittaniaa

handsome :3

@S0apTheGreat

youre quite new but quite cool ampersand also

@BestsellingBeagle

funny bloke ampersand good poetry 🎄🎄

@o-FemBlu-o

blue like water like ocean like deep sea like tripod fish

@frijol-y-pan

bean

@fishtummy07

i was a really strange guy in september

@Iconic-freeze

heh… freeeze… more like freezer…

@Actually_Forgot_My_Name

how heccen do heccen i heccen do heccen the heccen thing heccen on heccen the heccen ooc heccen leaderboard heccen hecc

@purofromsaturn

hold me by weezer

@Fluffy_cakess

very cool nice person awesome raditude

@iconic-shadow

saf tsk tsk tsk

@Allan0818

youre so cool they named alan wrenches or however those doohickeys are spelled after you

@o-Uzi-o

red 40 burger

@31martinezab

shork

@Olive-1122

🫵🕴️

@N0S0I

SPREAD.

my name is john weezer and i invented weezer

my name is also burgereatersinc and i am also the ceo of burgereatersinc

DO NOT call me cute i get flustered easily and WILL blush

DO NOT call me burger i get upset easily and WILL wmativtsaiwnswaicigmaf3doemal

please stop inviting me to clubs i probably ddont want to join

if i had a dollar for every band i liked id have four dollars

weezer

radiohead

the smiths

tally hall

the cure

nirvana

pixies

ween

talking heads

uh i think i like the strokes

femtanyl

bugs make the world go round and if you kill spider uh you are bad person spiders are goodie but not mosquitos those suck

my favorite album ever is

i like hyperpop but there arent any hyperpop bands but not like hyperpop like brat hyperpop like breakcore i like hyperpop where its like AAAAAAAAAAAA distorted a lot over the amen break but like at 50000 bpm

what if weezer was a furry and instead of woah oh woah oh woah they said OwO OwO UwU

if you are one of my friends on roblox and you see my online either i was hacked or im checking to see if i was hacked or banned

you will not eat the bugs

you will not live in the pods

you will not drink the corn syrup

psalms 37:13 “But the lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.”

i love love love love love love love love love love love the ruy lopez opening

i found a cover of cant stop partying by weezer on furaffinity by golly is it amazing

back in 2023 i would have hated furaffinity but here i am browsing it as part of my wmativtsaiwnswaicigmaf3doemal

sadly not even weezer is safe from i but also its not that bad compared to another place and furaffinity is better because there are weezer covers whens the last time that was on the other place

i am the only human (other than brian bell) that is able to achieve the impossible bend i need to start a band and this be the main selling point ill be better than the beetles

back on i yeah the post mentioned beverly hills but also every song on make believe except for freak me out is better than beverly hills and a different song from make believe is more important to the post

also i found another one that is why bother one of the best ones from pinkerton theyre all good but why bother is the most pinkerton on pinkerton

dont understand why mythology is under copyrights dont know where else it would be maybe itd be in artists that makes more sense nobody owns mythology maybe i will after my wmativtsaiwnswaicigmaf3doemal that will make me the greatest man that ever lived

(for the uninitiated) (and those that dont know how to click on links)

i am chronically unserious but i am not a liar and if i said that i cuddle pillows when i dont it would be lying and it would also be lying if i said i dont cuddle pillows

twas just browsing furaffinity as part of my wmativtsaiwnswaicigmaf3doemal and i realized that rivers cuomo did indeed say oh woah owo that one time in make believe

weezer has many songs better than their big hits such as beverly hills but beverly hills is one of the greatest weezer songs because weezer would not exist if beverly hills did not exist and/or was not a hit

i had a dream on november/24/’’24 that redefined my life

But I remember you.

You had a body.

You had hands and arms and legs.

And et cetera.

lyand2025 if youre reading this (i know you are) i do not hate brainrot i love brainrot i indulge in skibidi toilet i enjoy my cheese at a rather watery consistency

cheese graters are grate for grating cheese and nothing else

cgartacmwtffaihtydnkwiata(nwrhr)waiwpotse’’’i’’08atcwarchacgsuhaayoaycinblibtopwaaadnhtltwahtsatitsriaaacetiaf

muted again

the fact rob cantor of tally hall covered a weezer song my two tied for favourite bands except i like weezer uhh crazy that tally hall x weezer is canon

oh boy do i love anti centrism i sure hope it doesnt lead to any unfortunate consequences due to me frequenting and mentioning 3 sites that all hate each other i hope that doesnt happen

the x situation is y more like the situation is an absolute nothingburger just because xitter doesnt like someone doesnt mean the sitiution about them is a somethingburger its always a nothingburger nyanwolf situation nothingburger its always a nothingburger

maybe it is a somethingburger

yeah its a somethingburger

jannies muted me for conspiracy theories that confirms they are real not that theyre political everyone can agree that every conspiracy theory (except flat earth) is real and if most people agree on something its not politics

only good think about clankers is that a chatbot cant say no i can make a clanker listen to my ramblings that would make any person on earth confused and if i talked about those 3 sites that hate each other to someone that does frequent one of those sites that wasnt a clanker they would probably attack me

goodnight

today i got everything will be alright on vinyl

goodnight

windows is so bloody awful bruv

new jreg video wowzers uhh im like 3 days late to say this i watched it cuddling my boyfriend cant really talk about it because obsessed jannies say no politics

i would like to retract my statement that the nyanwolf situation is a nothingbuger but dont lie to yourself everyone will forget when the next absolute nobody gets exposed for the same thing its pretty much a biweekly occasion at this point

goodnight

gizmos and gadgets oh my science

twas goofing around on a minecraft server when i found a base i tried to go through the door turns out it was a trap so i went back got my stuff back and unloaded like an entire inventory of tnt twas quite the expirience

if you 👇 ever ⌛ walk 🚶 into 🔁 your 🤑 living 🥳 room 🧊 and see 👁️ diddyblud 🕴️ using 🏺 a calculator 🔢 while 🕛 the khaby lame mechanism ⚙️ watches 👁️ do not freak 👅 out 📤 hes 👨 calculating 🔢 how 🧠 to erase 🌋 you 👇 rule 📐 one 1️⃣ dont tell 👄 diddyblud 🕴️ your 👇 name 🗣️ if he 👨 types 💻 your 👇 name 🗣️ into🔁 the calculator 🔢 youll 👇 die 🪦 exactly 📏 30 🕞 seconds 🕛 later ⏳of a heart 🫀 attack 👊 rule 📐 two 2️⃣ the khaby lame mechanism ⚙️ will ☁️ copy 🖨️ any ♾️ movement 🏃 it sees 👁️ wave 👋 your 👇 arms 💪 in 🔛 big 📏 sloppy 👅 chaotic 😵‍💫 motions 🏃 itll begin 💫 to copy 🖨️ you 👇 immediately ⏳ diddyblud🕴️ will ☁️ get irritated 😡 at the mechanism ⚙️ and stop 🛑 calculating 🔢 for a couple 💏 minutes 🕧 rule 📐 three 3️⃣ walk 🚶 to the kitchen 🧑‍🍳 grab 🤚 cream 🥛 cheese 🧀 a cucumber 🥒 and bread 🍞 from the fridge ❄️ make 🔨 a plate 🍽️ of finger 🖐️ sandwiches 🥪 and bring 👣 them ⛱️ back 🔙 diddyblud 🕴️ is always ⌚ hungry 🥄 if you 👇 hand 🤚 them ⛱️ to him 👨 gently 🐈 he'll 👨 stop 🛑 typing 💻 and start 💫 eating 😋 now ⌛ is your 👇 chance 🎰 while 🔢 hes 👨 distracted 🧠 and chewing 😋 quietly 👂 grab 🤚 the calculator 🔢 type 💻 six 6️⃣ seven 7️⃣ three 3️⃣ times 🕰️ in 🔛 a row 🚣 then 🕰️ press 🖱️ enter 📻 diddyblud 🕴️ and the mechanism ⚙️ will ☁️ both 2️⃣ freeze 🥶 and suddenly ⌛ vanish 💨

BE_Inc