2Nf31-0
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patzer 😩; tilter 📉; professional swindler and at getting swindled 👌

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hello please ignore my old cringey bio lmao

blog that's dead af: https://www.chess.com/blog/cowardlyelevator

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ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO HITESH, WE WORSHIP HIM, WE SEEK HIS HELP AND HIS FORGIVENESS, AND WE TURN TO HIM AFTER OUR BLUNDERS. WE SEEK REFUGE IN HITESH FROM THE EVIL WITHIN OURSELVES AND FROM OUR ILL DEEDS. WHOEVER IS GUIDED BY HITESH CAN NEVER BLUNDER, AND WHOEVER DOES NOT BELIEVE IN HITESH CANNOT BE GUIDED.

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Here are my socials:

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Team with me in 4pc if ur looking forward to losing rating (smh goldenwriter)

if u want to play, challenge unrated please >: ) 

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read thru my impostors hall of fame

@jij2018 is WCM (woman's checkers master, also best title)

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Here is stuff I copied from other people's profiles cuz i am lazy, i didn't even bother reading it:

Stuff from @nathan_zhao

"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." - Albert Einstein

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less." - Marie Curie

"Truth is ever to be found in simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton

Stuff from @theutltl

Did you know that the sentence "lazy fox jumps over the quick brown dog" contains all of the letters in the alphabet?

You can remove any one letter from the word "Seat" and still end up with a real word.

Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.

Each time you light your lighter your lighter get lighter until your lighter gets so light it won't light.

You don’t actually know what day you were born, you’re just taking everyone’s word for it.

Something that is "on" the ceiling is technically under the ceiling.

If you are waiting for the waiter, you are technically the one who is the waiter.

When you are taking a shower, you are in that very moment, one of the the cleanest people in the world.

You spend more time looking at other people’s faces than your own.

Pickup trucks can’t pick up trucks

The greatest heist in history is one we don't know happened

The 2 e's in the word Bee are completely unnecessary

Somebody, at some point, must have had an idea so brilliant that it would have changed the world completely, they just never said it out loud. That someone might be you.

Stuff from random ppl that i don't even remember and are probably incorrect:

Fakers Hall of Fame:

@1g41-0, @1a41-0, @1a31-0, @1b31-0, @1Na31-0, @1Nh31-0, @1g31-0, @1e60-1, @1e40-1, @1d41-0, @2Bf41-0, @1Nc31-0, @1c41-0, @1resigns0-1, @5g60-1, @1d4_1-0, @1_d41-0, @1c50-1, @1h41-0, @1e4-0-0 @etc etc etc etc

Instructions: read this whole thing.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is entertain cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat.

then read the third word in every sentence.

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Useless stuff pog

https://www.chess.com/live/game/4843270805

https://www.chess.com/live/game/5275911330

https://www.chess.com/live/game/5801077029

actual stuff:

https://www.chess.com/puzzles/battle/2NzPgjCrJ

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Quotes:

"There will always be a pawn who chooses to underpromote" - @TheutItl

Put a meaningful quote in your status” - @Theutltl

"jij is BAD jessie road is a WIM from Wisconsin with 2 WGM norms and 1 IM norm u pleb" - @Olivia_Prescott

"Cheese is better than cheese. It's just facts." - @Zayden1

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hmm i have played @NobleElevator 263 times and @theutltl 194 times

so outdated 🙃

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