ninjaswat

Sigh... I keep getting this https://www.chess.com/puzzles/rush/ninjaswat/4C3qmY

https://www.chess.com/club/notes/novas-aurora whatever random club thingy

"we humans can start an argument over a lost marshmallow " @tallicycube

"Because the problem with knowledge is its inexhaustible craving. The more of it you have, the less you feel you know" -- DarkDragon#1498 chess.com discord

--blog made private 1/29/2023

What would the peaks of a mountain be worth without valleys? We see Carlsen as great as Everest because he is marginally better than the others of his field. Don't give up! The tallest mountains start underwater

From https://discord.com/channels/351338900540882945/354588557567852555/1035985504140796024

Seems appropriate for me to do.

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Certified Persons:

@lazydog24

@b1zmark

@little_guinea_pig

I like chess! (People…ehh…)

Funni quotes:

"boht agter dhciol" -@kadenstarr 2021

"ysmalte stalkste" -@batman2508 2022

"phbbbtttt" - b1zmark 2022

“I have Mind you business, you lunatic hot dog” bimzo, 2022

"Just because I’m bad at chess doesn’t mean I can’t win against strong players. After all, they say garbage can, not garbage can’t." - B1ZMARK 2022

"If only the mind could follow the path it has laid." - @jalex13

Since many of you guys are confused about the procedures and methods that involve touching grass, I decided to make this guide for you.

Step One: Locate an area of grass. The first step in touching grass is to find a place where grass is present. This can be a lawn in your backyard, a park, a sports field, or any other location where grass is growing. Make sure you have access to the area and that it is safe for you to be there.

Step Two: Stand or kneel in a comfortable position. Once you have found an area of grass, stand or kneel in a comfortable position. If you are standing, make sure you have good balance and are able to maintain your balance while reaching out to touch the grass. If you are kneeling, place a cushion or towel under your knees for added comfort.

Step Three: Extend your arm(s) in front of you, with your hand(s) open and fingers extended. This allows you to easily reach the grass and feel the texture and sensation of the blades.

Step Four: Slowly lower your hand(s) towards the grass. Take your time and move slowly to ensure that you don't accidentally step on or damage any of the grass.

Step Five: Allow your fingers to come into contact with the blades of grass. You may feel the softness and/or dampness of the grass depending on the environment. You may also feel the different temperatures of the grass if you are in a place with a different climate.

Step Six: Gently move your fingers through the blades of grass, feeling the texture and sensation of the grass. Take note of the different feelings and textures you experience.

Repeat step 6 as desired, moving your fingers through different sections of the grass to experience the variety of textures and sensations.

Step Seven: When you have finished touching the grass, stand or rise back to your original position. Take a moment to appreciate the experience and the sensation of the grass on your fingers.

Note: If you are allergic or have any medical condition that may affect you to touch the grass, it is recommended to consult with your physician before attempting this activity. Also, be aware of any rules or regulations regarding touching or being in the area of grass you have chosen.

- @ScatteredWealth

Okay bio starts here will add on-

Personal Mantras (status)

Playing chess, chess, and chess

Fire of the Wasteland - Burn when all else is Lost

Keeping order in the sea of chaos

Life is but an adventure - Make the most of it ! !

~Face the Dark!~ Fight it! Conquer it! Destroy it!

~Be the change you wish to see in the world~ ! ! ~

When you see ~Devastator - Destroyer of Worlds. FACE YOUR FATE!

~Stretching my legs~ ~ Be wary~ :-: of my BITE ! !

~Intensify~ Ignite! Embrace the BURN ! ! ~ H Y P E

What's happening to my fate? Is this unavoidable?-

~World turnin' upside-down! No care in the world!~

-Concentrate... Focus... BREAK THROUGH! ~GO NOW !~

A sleeper... Don't wake me or my darkness will...~

~When life throws the kitchen sink, chuck it back!

Friends List (aka people I actually talk to more than once-):

NOT IN ORDER OF SUPERIORITY (also tell me if I forgot you )

• @darkbrah7654 (now @assassin3752 ot, original troller... good times...)
• @silverblade77 spammer galore... I get at least 10 pms a day from you!
• @ricorat nice guy who had a rat-... also I WILL BEAT YOU IN RACE TO 2000! also, YOU ARE GOOD AT OTB-
• @KingCobra280 the legend, ot, winner of sumo match vs. @icyboyyy
• @icyboyyy now @mrfreezyiceboy former cheater, trolling you was fun though
• @Nimzo-IndianaJones random person i beat in boolet a lot- heh you can't deny it, oh and no I'm not changing this
• @kadenstar mortal trollenemy- and rival, made me tilt 200 points in bullet -_-
• @AunTheKnight STOP RESIGNING also wise person for his/her age-
• @garbagem8 a kid who I have an 19-0 score against, double adoption coming soon! y e s i t i s
• @dasburner, formerly @DaBabysBurner and secretly used to be @DababysSideTing... the cool kid-, playboy-
• @LazyDog24 the communist champion, wise yet funny
• @Risso, formerly @MisterMorphy, the only word I have for him is ... mhmm ...
• @B1ZMARK the famous guy
• @little_guinea_pig, he can't decide whether he plays like Mozart, or a patzer!
• @KeSetoKaiba, college kid who helped me with some stuff before and would do it again, awesome person
• @hvenki, or hvonk bonk, had to include him  
• @WowThisIsWeird you're not weird
• @AzaKun somehow super knowledgeable yet same grade as me o_0
• @tetrafishygm2 or @FMTurtle2003, unverified CM with multiple (closed) accounts... also acts like an older brother and bosses me around-
• @dopelozer someone who fades in the background yet should be pushed up front... stand up for yourself! Be more out speaking! (i cant speel-)
• @Batman2508... cheaters... hates cheaters... also scary in the queenless middlegame...
• @Moonwarrior_1 one of the nicest people I know on chess.com, sadly more inactive due to college... YES ACTIVE AGAIN NOW
• @TheSwissPhoenix a 200 rated player who loves to say nonsense- also likes Russia-
• @Xhive24 now @GrindingtoNM enemy in all... or most... leagues... totally not one sided-
• @royalknight101 good friend and my polar opposite, HAVE FUN IN LIFE!
• @rychessmaster1 also known as ryry, funniest NM I know- or most likely to troll...
• @Leon_Likes_Chess aka funny person- good writing-
• @PerilTheDragon friend who helped me with variants a while back
• @Stormy one of the nicest people I know, strong player
• @meowmeomeo let's see if I can stop forgetting your username...
• @BroiledRat one of the few keeping the public forums sane-
• @Loshi01 a person who loves to make a certain type of joke...
• @White_Ghost . . . Rapid farming anyone? 3000+ BULLET AGAIN WOW
• @darkunorthodox88 helpful guy on the forums, thanks for the advice!
• @Eragon YOU ARE NOT OVERRATED IN BULLET
• @ricechessmaster1 RICE RICE RICE RICE ALL HAIL RICE also streams
• @Ziryab oh you old timer-
• @SmyslovFan UTT IS FUN YESSS though you crushed me in it
• @spins5me you spend wayyyyy too much time playing in R2GM tourneys
• @krazeechess puzzles puzzles puzzles HOW
• @NicoChasin actually plays Taimanov wow
• @ShouldBeABreeze surprising similar to me o_0
• @DustepJunkie too goooooood super underrated on chess.com, 2200+ lichess classical
• @Trophies100 YOU WILL HIT 1900 USCF AGAINNNNNN also cool you said I could challenge you sometimes
• @kindaspongey really helpful with all the resources you've given me
• @ChessAdepti now @Aediluc - insisted on being in here-... gl reaching a higher title!
• @jaro488 YES NO DEPRESSION also i will adopt you somedayyyy
• @chamo2074 French. French. FREEEEEEEEEEENCH.
• @Bid keeps bugging me to get on here so here you are mr. trollypants-
• @Chr0mePl8edSt0vePipe my first win in lichess classical
• @SpeedyCyclones oooh so you wanna be on here too-?? okay gfu (good-for-you )
• @KnightAttack1567 - imagine having numbers in your user- oh wait I meant sorry for forgetting you
• @Nightly-Knight lol hit 1300 rapid alreadyyyy
• @angryspacevoid you cannot adopt me yet also yes oof you're not on my bio
• @N30N100 wanted to be here...generous person hehe...
• @silverwildflower8 - ok ok you are at the bottom of my friends list
• @2021blitzgrind - math psychopath resvey UwU~
• @chaotikitat - i have finally not forgotten for once uwu also when get more timesinks

Adoptions (not all in one session/same type):

• @dopelozer in a range of time formats (first 7 games blitz, 2 bullet, one rapid)

• @warror6 in 3 minute blitz

• @garbagem8 in a range of time formats/days (19-0)

• @silverblade77 multiple times because we play a lot-
• @WowThisIsWeird in 1|0 10x (10-0)

Inaccurate and old stuff:

About Me (yes i am a person not a bot-):

1. I play too much chess (as you can see, though I don't play much compared to others-)
2. I'm on chess.com too much and hyperactive on the clubs here... including https://www.chess.com/club/den-of-patzers
3. SA in club above and in https://www.chess.com/club/player-prep and https://www.chess.com/club/bullet-speed-stallions (NSPBuCL team for this season) and also https://www.chess.com/club/pedestrian-club (go pedestrians!) oops this too https://www.chess.com/club/chess-opening-talk oh and this https://www.chess.com/club/opening-fighters , admin in https://www.chess.com/club/the-animal-lover-crew and https://www.chess.com/club/competitive-stars-league (FOR VIN), SA and co-founder of https://www.chess.com/club/scholars-mates, coord in https://www.chess.com/club/the-animal-lover-crew, https://www.chess.com/club/floof-house (FLOOF), https://www.chess.com/club/live-tournaments-and-more-ltam (helped found, sorta inactive now)
   1. Owner of this club https://www.chess.com/club/chess-improvement-zone for my students/people I'm teaching... new revivial? Maybe? Unnecessary...
   2. Also in multiple leagues... including:
      1. NSPCL https://www.chess.com/club/rls-nspcl (last season)
      2. NSPBuCL https://www.chess.com/club/not-so-pro-bullet-chess-league (this season)
      3. NSPABCL https://www.chess.com/club/not-so-pro-arena-blitz-chess-league (past season, kinda dead)
      4. NSPBCL https://www.chess.com/club/not-so-pro-blitz-chess-league (this season)
4. Skipped 4 grades of math? I guess? Taking AP Calculus BC as a sophomore in high school-...
5. Avid reader... I can finish a 6 book series in 6 days even with each book over 500 pages... when I have the time, that is .
6. Hoarder, has too many random things but can't throw them away... never clears alerts...
7. This is my only "social media," no discord, reddit, twitter, etc.... oh well...
8. Super paranoid, ask me randomly about my age/personal life unless I have known you for quite a bit and you will be TROLLED (also maybe blocked/screamed at but I haven't gotten mad on chess.com yet )

Songs on my playlist (yes near 500 of them right now-, favorites here...):

tbd might just list them here since I'm lazy

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Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. - Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪn your profile ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡill.

Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty.

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