before you read my bio…

please dont eat me :(

Quackin’ since day 1. QUACK. What? You don’t believe I am a duck? Well let me prove it to you Face reveal. Now are you happy? Great. Now let me introduce myself.

Name: Sir Quackston Waddlington III
Species: Duck (Certified coolness)
Occupation: Professional Pond Protector / Bread Inspector
Age: im not telling you hehehe QUACK

About Me:
I was born in the waters of Lake Splishington. From the moment I waddled, I knew I wasn’t like the other ducks. While they begged for crumbs. I demanded baguettes. They always swim. But I glide. Heck, I STOLE A WHOLE PICNIC FROM A FAMILY!! Do I regret it? Absolutely not. Every single swan I see will be perished. I was bullied a lot in my childhood, and I want revenge. QUACK.

I also watch Pokemon! Big Psyduck and Galarian Farfetch’d fan.

Now if you will excuse me, I’ve got ripples to make and bread crumbs to hunt.

Quackston out

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