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https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=aev2Q5a 

https://zombie-outbreak-tycoon-roblox.fandom.com/wiki/Zombie_Outbreak_Tycoon_(ROBLOX)_Wiki <-My websiteeee

https://www.chess.com/club/the-chaos-insurgency-1 

I've always thought air was free. That is, I did until I went out and bought a $3 bag of crisps.

Wait a minute, do I know you?
Weren't you an old pal of mine?
Departed from us far too early
But now we're meeting a second time
We used to have such fun together
And maybe you have what I need
But first, I have one tiny question
Tell me, do you demons bleed?

Welp to begin with: I am a dork with a deep dark, twisted, depressing mindset, a total meme wizard and Gen Z. I crack a lot of jokes in serious situations. And did I mention that I'm a dork. If anyone feels like I'm flirting, that is less likely to occur than quantum phasing to occur when you slap someone. Honestly why do ppl confuse kindness for flirting? Also I have a crippling addiction to Formula One. I am a boy who identifies himself as lesbian (for legal reasons, this is a joke). I was in chess.com for a long time and this is my new account.

My frens+ 1 onery lil' dog 

@Kye_Afton: Fren+dork  

@sleepyporcyy: Inspired me to become a blogger.  

@UScoastguardASR:We are both crazy. That's the only thing keeping us sane.

@Zapper333: My onery lil' dawg. Inspired me to quit life. Jk. Luv you, cousin.  

@AngelicNightcore: Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. 

@DIMA-48: Long time since I talked to her. But a great friend nevertheless.  

@ThatOnePieceOfCora: You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.

Now back to that Death chant. 

Hey! Sorry, but you just got in my way

I promise, honey, I can feel your pain

And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit

Does that make me insane?

Haven't been the same since I expired

Doesn't mean that I plan to retire

And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire

Best Frens VS frens

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

How I look like in my spare time(well...wish to look):