346. You think chess means "cheese"
347. whenever you watch football you think it relates to chess becasue you celebrate after you say "check"
348. "Check" means mate and "mate" means "Check" "Checkmate" means stalemate and "stalemate means checkmate
349. Chess is war because you actually fight against your opponent to win.
350. You ask your coach if this is stalemate is checkmate the same but pronounced differently?
351. Chess.com is not recgonized because you research www.cheese.wifi?loop^youtube?jack
156. you play the game off the board.
You mean 340?
yes.
343. You should start the chessboard as Chess960 tells you.
sorry that was already said.I will restore it.
343.To play online you must play bad and unprepared.
344. You come to chess.com and read all previous 343 answers to make sure any number was skipped or if there are any repeats.
345. You watch all the videos on chess.com before playing any game.
347. When you can not find what move to do you tell your opponent that you "pass".
It's 1975 and you are Bobby Fischer
348. Chess is racist to you
you play chess and do not follow the latest fide- rules. like not notating before moving.
you forgot how to notate on the score sheet.
everyone ask if you are a new player - and you have been member of the club for more than five years.
your last game was recorded on a C64.
You realize, "Heck, I don't even LIKE playing chess!"
358. You play chess on a checker's board.
You are "rocking chair"?
345. In the beginning of the game you think that you can only the pawns are allowed to move one.and forced
this happened to me in today's tournament. he moved his pawn , i moved my knight and he was saying that i have to move my pawn. O.o
350. Your rooks enter the game too late.
351. Play football with the pieces then say checkmate when you win.
352.the openings are coming from the stages of the endgame and middlegame.
353.When in time trouble you knock down their opponent's king and say I lose.
354.You understand how to play chess but think that your pieces from the starting position is backwards. Minor and major pieces behind them that can promote next turn to only kings.
355.if you fall for 2 move checkmate
356. You decide that chess could offend people and the pieces get hurt, so you use that as your excuse not to play.
357. You don't know notation and got confused when Ron called notation in Wizard Chess.
All of the posts I read are some kind of illegal move. Here's mine:
358. You don't like chess and decide that you aren't going to play chess again.
345. In the beginning of the game you think that you can only the pawns are allowed to move one.and forced