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Bad chess joke


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #1

    cheetahch

     

    "So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
  • 2 years ago · Quote · #2

    Scottrf

    You're correct.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #3

    CalamityChristie

    next time tell him not to swallow the saltshaker!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #4

    Scottrf

    CalamityChristie wrote:

    next time tell him not to swallow the saltshaker!

    Not bad.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #5

    cheetahch

    should I post another one?

    and CalamityChristie what does internationa mean?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #6

    alain978

    maybe it's because the salt was checkmated by pepper and ketchup!...LOL

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #7

    Scottrf

    cheetahch wrote:

    should I post another one?

    and CalamityChristie what does internationa mean?

    I knew Americans were insular but wow!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #8

    CalamityChristie

    cheetahch wrote:

    should I post another one?

    and CalamityChristie what does internationa mean?

    for me ... "international" means "no racism please".

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #9

    Eseles

    CalamityChristie wrote:
    cheetahch wrote:

    should I post another one?

    and CalamityChristie what does internationa mean?

    for me ... "international" means "no racism please".

    i'll change to international after this ;)

    that joke is very old

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #10

    airoil123

    Awesome Cheetahch

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #11

    AngeloPardi

    I used to do the same on my kitchen floor. Drove my parents crazy by the way...

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #12

    royalbishop

    A joke would be if a guy that just won a Checkers Championship challenge you to Checkers game and you beat him and you play a Chess game and he beats you worse than you beat him in Checkers.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #13

    alain978

    I'll check that!

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #14

    Conflagration_Planet

    CalamityChristie wrote:

    next time tell him not to swallow the saltshaker!

    Don't get it.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #15

    GenghisCant

    I once saw a guy playing chess with a dog. 'Wow, that's amazing. What a clever dog', I said.

    'Not really', said the guy, 'I'm up 4-2'

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #16

    saisree

    wow, that reaaly is a bad chess joke!

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #17

    Tjornan

    Haha found this one on a website a few weeks back

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! 
    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked. 
    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news." 
    "Tell me the good news first." 
    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them." 
    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?" 
    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday." 

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #18

    AngeloPardi

    pretty good Tjornan !

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #19

    corpsporc

    Tjornan wrote:

    Haha found this one on a website a few weeks back

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! 
    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked. 
    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news." 
    "Tell me the good news first." 
    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them." 
    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?" 
    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday." 

    I don't get it. Bad joke.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #20

    jan2fonsie

    corpsporc wrote:
    Tjornan wrote:

    Haha found this one on a website a few weeks back

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! 
    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked. 
    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news." 
    "Tell me the good news first." 
    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them." 
    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?" 
    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday." 

    I don't get it. Bad joke.

    It means he's gonna die on Saturday and live on heaven and play against Capabalanca.


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